We had the early prospect rankings. We had the combine. We had the mock drafts. We had more mock drafts. We had even more mock drafts. We had another fucking round of mock drafts. Then, we had the draft. Finally,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez is joining ESPN! He will be an analyst, which is the catch-all term for “guy they will randomly trot out for mostly pointless segments”. How exciting! I’m pretty happy for him, honestly. Mark has always been extremely good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The QB world is gonna look really weird next season. The famous ’04 class is now 1/3rd retired, 1/3rd a free agent, and 1/3rd a fat rapist who might still retire but probably not yet. Rivers, Mariota, Jameis, Brees, Brady,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, I know this is just a re-used template. One of the pitfalls of lasting this long as a commentary blog is that you hit the same kind of stuff every year as the cycle perceptually feeds itself and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, we got 3 weeks of bliss before the reality of our situation came back to hit us. Funny cardboard cutouts in the stands, fan-cam, Andy Reid’s face fogging up. Covid gave us a fun and unique aesthetic that was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since I’m not a regular watcher of ESPN I was quite surprised when sometime last year I saw a video clip of a segment and it featured Dan Orlovsky as a talking head. Not as the guest, but as the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A rather interesting piece of news got lost in the QB whirlwind these past two weeks. Troy Aikman signed a deal with ESPN to work the Monday Night Football booth. End of an era at FOX. Not too long afterward,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off: RIP Dwayne Haskins. Just tragic news to see. I hope his family is okay. Taken far too soon. There isn’t a lot I knew about him prior to this happening, so I don’t have a lot I feel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the weirdest trade in sports history? Is it the famous stupid trades like Herschel Walker or Ricky Williams? Is it the recent debacle that was Luka to the Lakers? Maybe you want to pull up a dark horse candidate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
