Praise be to Derrick Henry, glory to his name. Slayer of Evil. Crusher of Massholes. Birthday Badass. Hero of the people. The evil has been defeated. The dream we dared to dream came to be. The Patriots will not repeat[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ALL HAIL KING HENRY, FIRST OF HIS NAME, SLAYER OF RAVENS, DESTROYER OF OLD BAY, TITAN OF BRAAVOS, UNLEASHER OF HELL. His second act as our king is to say nevermore to the Ravens. We obey his wishes. We do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well sadly the Titans run of chaos has ended. I will miss it, but they put up a hell of a fight and even looked like they could have won that game for a while. Mike Vrabel still has his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think Derrick Henry might be my current favorite player in the NFL? I just love watching him. Even when he doesn’t do anything it’s like watching a hulking refrigerator sprint through people. He’s just so fun to watch. His[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every time I feel like I’m running out of ways to use this joke template I get reminded of another one. A trend that I was genuinely unaware of reared its ugly head on Sunday Night. The Ravens, under John[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
