Goddamnit I just did a comic about the Bills last week, and now I hear Anquan Boldin retired. I guess the Jets have legitimate competition now. Both teams have decided to just not even bother trying to knock off the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are not making enough noise about how the Colts have completely botched Andrew Luck. We could potentially be headed to another RG3 situation where a promising career start heads into the ditch because a team can’t handle waiting for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Part of me secretly wants Bernard Pollard to be behind every single Patriots injury in history. Maybe he was the reason Drew Bledsoe got hurt, and he has dedicated his life to undoing the terror he unleashed on the league[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The new chapter of the Money Saga has begun. The war between offense and defense is over. Now the quest to to create money continent begins in the wastes of Michigan. Matthew Stafford has apparently already broken Derek Carr’s record[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Browns fans. Joe Haden was a rock for them for years, and give or take ten minutes after he gets released he ends up on probably the one team they wouldn’t be happy for him for. Right now I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man this past week or two has been insane with everything that’s happened. Tons of players moved. WHERE WAS ALL THIS DURING THE DULL MONTHS, NFL. WHY COULDN’T YOU TRADE JERMAINE KEARSE FOR SHELDON RICHARDSON IN JULY SO I WASN’T[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Everything’s a mess, the world is a wreck, we’re all gonna die, the universe is a cold and uncaring place and no matter what you believe the fact is no one knows what the hell happens when we die and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Alex Smith finally made it to Mars…*sniff* Okay first things first, anyone doomsaying the Patriots has a short memory and is an idiot. The Patriots will be fine. They always are. That’s what makes them so irritating. They don’t have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love week 1. It’s always full of crazy nonsense that we can’t really parse yet because we still have no idea what teams are actually good or bad and what was a fluke. But even if the Bengals, Texans,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So I feel bad for anyone who decided to skip the Chargers/Broncos double header Monday Night game. It ended up being one of the most…lets say interesting games of the week. Why was it interesting? A lot of reasons. Let’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
