The Colts Hide Andrew Luck’s Injury
We are not making enough noise about how the Colts have completely botched Andrew Luck. We could potentially be headed to another RG3 situation where a promising career start heads into the ditch because a team can’t handle waiting for an injury to heal properly.
Luck looked off all last year, making people wonder if something was wrong. Turns out, the Colts had been hiding a serious injury to his shoulder. So Luck was out there risking his health every week for wins that wouldn’t come because he was hurt. Teams are stupid. Luck is going to miss at least week 1 now with this ongoing shoulder injury that probably would have been fine if the man had been given time to properly heal. GOTTA GET DEM WINS! To be fair even like 4 wins could win the AFC South at this point.
Also to be fair, Luck needs to play a little smarter. That Stanford head isn’t the best at taking hits. Luck is way too prone to running and trying crazy stuff than he needs to be. He’s like Aaron Rodgers without the discipline. He takes far more hits than he needs to and it’s not going to help his longevity. (Edit- As a commenter mentioned below, the lack of talent protecting him and helping him is also a huge problem, but he still takes unnecessary risks more often then seems warranted)
I eagerly await the trash fire that the AFC south is going to be again. The Texans still don’t have a quarterback and that defense could regress a bit, and the Titans are still kind of a mystery as to if they are legit playoff contenders or AFC South playoff contenders, which is a very different thing. The Colts are possibly a third dumpster competitor, and the Jags are a comedy show at this point. It’s anybody’s game!
Please don’t die, Andrew. I like drawing your ugly mug.
I don’t think it’s entirely fair to say he needs to play smarter. Playing smarter only does him so much good when in the past five or six seasons he’s
* Had no run game to take the pressure off him
* Constantly passing as a result of having no run game
* Getting hit every other play because the o-line has been terrible in some respect
* Constantly been on the field because the defense is off the field as soon as they get on it
* Subjected to boneheaded play calling
* Directly effected by poor drafting
Nothing against Luck, but the Colts deserve all the bad karma. The only NFL team with an owner who creates more scandal than the players. Not enough bad things can happen to that franchise. Baltimore is beter off with the Ravens and without Irsay. Sanctimonious Colts fans make excuses for Irsay all the time.
This is the most ignorant comment I have seen in my entire life, there is a 109% chance you are either a butthurt Ravens fan STILL or a pats fan who can’t possibly botch and moan enough about your poor poor team’s witchunt. If you had two brain cells to rub together you’d know 99.9999% of colts fans hate irsay with a passion. Make excuses for him? Are you fucking kidding me? We deserve bad karma as a fanbase and team because we have a shitty owner we can’t do anything about? God damn go back to talking abou something you’re actually knowledgeable on, stop talking shit when you clearly know nothing about the fanbase in quthe action.
The colts are a bunch of fucking cowards for whining your way out of the AFC East and when you tried (and failed) to swap with tampa in 1995
Once again, not the team/fanbase’s fault that we’re owned by a scummy family. By your logic it should be held against the Pats fanbase that a murderer played for them.
Really? I bet if you go post on a Colts fan site ANYTHING about your drug-addicted owner that your post would be removed. Go ahead and try it – see how much bible-belt outrage there is for Irsay’s drug abuse and general douchebagness.
“If I go on _____ fansite and say something that isn’t sucking ______’s dick, _____ fans will get mad at me.”
You’re not wrong, as the worst people are on fansites regardless of the subject matter. But if you were actually on the ground in Indiana/west Kentucky around colts fans on a regular basis, you’d notice everyone hates Irsay and thinks he’s a hack. I remember getting into a debate with a redskins fan at one point debating who had the shittier owner, it was quite funny.
Also, nice stereotyping with the Bible Belt comment.
Stereotypes exist because they’re true. Colts fans are sanctimonius halfwits who congratulate each other on their “class”. All while supporting the team with the most suspensions for banned substances.
You may have something over Redskins fans. Dan Snyder made his own fortune, while Irsay is a member of Lucky Sperm Club.
“I-it’s true in my head so it’s true.” Did your wife fuck Reggie Wayne or something?
I once had ketchup that had the Colt’s logo on it. I got food poisoning. Never again, *Remember June 2017*
What now? The only NFL team with an owner who creates more scandal than the players? Seriously? One DUI?
Let’s not forget tweeting out porn. And cheating to block out fan noise during Manning’s rookie season. And lets also be honest – he was stoned, six ways to Tuesday, had $29k in cash, multiple bottles of prescription drugs. He got off pretty easy with one count.
See – Colts fans defend Irsay. Told you so.
You’re right! One rando on a comic website comments section with routinely less than 50 comments clearly is a better sample size of a fanbase than actually living in the state(s) that said fanbase inhabits and being among them on a daily basis.
You clearly have some emotional preconceived incorrect holdings on the fanbase and you clearly aren’t going to give them up and just let any examples of bad Colts fans confirm your stupidity and ignore any Colts fans (aka 99%) who are normal/fine since they don’t fit the sad narrative in your head. It’s not worth engaging with you at this point, it was my fault for thinking you may be a man of reason.
Yeah – your comment above shows you to be a reasonable man. Going to the most crude type response. You’re no man at all, let alone a man of reason.
50% of the identified Colts fans defended Irsay. The other 50% are so emotionally involved in their 3rd rate team that they resort to crude and childish insults.
>make dumb, baseless statement
>get called out for making dumb, baseless statement
>OMG YOURE SUCH A CHILD
wew lad
I love Andrew Luck
How soon until we add HORDOR to the Browns Jersey?
It’s going to be such a darn terrible tragedy if Luck’s career does turn out to be a more drawn-out, painful version of RG3’s. Darn it Colts, don’t let that happen. Smh.
It does lend credence to the rumor that the Colts are interested in trading with the Browns for the Brock Lobster. Probably the only reason that rumor appeared in the first place, because holy hell does the very notion sound ridiculous, borderline insane.
In other news, Julian Edelman is dead, gone to the IR Bar. Torn ACL, apparently. Not like it will matter much to the obscene juggernaut that is the Patriots, but is it comic-worthy?
In yet other news, Trent Richardson(remember him?) got an offer to play in the CFL, but turned it down, apparently because the deal he got meant the team could exercise a Year 2 option, and he wants to come back to the NFL ASAP instead of staying long-term in Canada… if that even makes sense. Better comic-worthy material though I guess.
By the way, I guess this makes Jim Irsay the most popular owner in TDP? This is, what, his 7th or so appearance in a comic so far? I don’t think there’s been any owner even close to that number, IIRC the runner-ups would probably be among Jerry Jones, Shad Khan, Dan Snyder and Mark Davis, and they’ve only been featured 3 or 4 times max I believe.
Has Kraft ever appeared? Seems a little surprising as he’s so mockable (and I say that as an NE fan.)
The shipping comic
How did Luck look off last year? He had the best season of his career.
One would think a team with such a great QB would at least make the playoffs.
Luck is proving the Geico commercials wrong, it’s not so simple and a cave man can’t do it.
So what team are you a fan of? It must be easier bashing Indy and the fanbase without mentioning your own team, huh?
Man, you really hate the Colts, but your shit talk game is weak as fuck.
There’s been lots and lots of Jerry Jones.
Arena bowl seXXXy reXXXy time (no, sadly the sex cannon isn’t playing) preview: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm5HJpgiBg4
I have no idea what that buzzing is. Sorry 🙁
Looks like there is only one survivor of the 2012 QB draft class :hawksin:
You’re forgetting Cousins.
Yeah, every defense that brings back the 3xDPOY tends to regress…
I also can’t remember them ever addressing this in the draft. To be fair though, they line him up in shotgun too much which is why they can never get the fun game going. Don’t know why he played college under center.
Today, it was brought to my attention that Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster.