Well that was a hilarious story outta nowhere. Geno Smith out 6-10 weeks from a broken jaw after a teammate punched him? Yes. Good stuff. Comedy Gold. Rex Ryan picking up IK, the guy who punched him, after getting cut?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the days I was gone last week had a hilarious little story about a group of Eagles fans who were trying to get Pope Francis to bless Sam Bradford’s knee so that maybe Mr. Bradford won’t crumple into a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I watched the first episode of Hard Knocks and I’m not sure JJ Watt could get more stereotypical good ol boy American hero unless he could talk to eagles and was named Abe Manifest Destiny Washington. I watch him and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I covered this story for Uproxx when it happened. Rg3 said he still thinks he’s the best QB in the league. I felt and still feel a touch of guilt mocking him for it because I got a look at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel like this would make a good plot for The League. I can see Kevin thinking this qualifies him as depressed and getting kicked out by actual depressed people who then feel better shaming him. It’s that annual time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m so happy. I never thought this day would come. I’ve been forgetful in my duties these past few months because honestly I’ve been waiting for him to retire. I’ve made up my mind that when he officially retires, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hahaha, I can’t believe it. As of this writing there are almost 30k signatures on a petition to stop Michael Vick from signing with the Steelers. Are you kidding me? These same fans that openly champion a man twice accused of sexual assault (Big[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trent Richardson might be the biggest bust in recent memory. QBs get all the love and it’s hard to understate the whale that was JaMarcus Russell for recent busts but I think Trent might have an argument. Everybody thought highly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a time when if someone had asked who my most hated team was, I would have said the Redskins. I grew up in the DC/Baltimore market, and before the Ravens showed up the only team in town was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
