A new annual trend has emerged in recent years. In the few weeks leading up to the draft, teams will drop their new uniform updates. This can range from a single team dropping an alternate helmet or as was the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s start off uniform week with the dullest of all the updates to talk about: the Jets. They just brought back the sack exchange era uniforms. That’s it. When the Jets previous era (henceforth referred to as the Milf-era) was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The second of the major updates this year is the Detroit Lions! This uniform update is a lot like the Jets update: a return to just looking like a classic NFL era uniform. There’s very little risk in the new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Out of the 4 major updates, the Broncos update is my least favorite. I didn’t think the Broncos needed an update in the first place but apparently a lot of fans did for whatever reason. The result? Modernity, but lame.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now for my favorite of the 4 major updates: Houston. One of the advantages Houston has is that it has no “classic” uniform. They have only existed for just over 20 years and have kept the same uniform the entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been a while since I flaunted my official government-issued Tom Brady Hater card. We can’t let him go into his new era without some parting shots. Is Tom THE GOAT? Or is Tom merely multiple HOF QBs? This is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After all these years I finally get to do one of these for the Giants. So this season the Giants are celebrating their 100th anniversary. Honestly that’s pretty cool. For the seasonal festivities, they unveiled their new alternate for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe it’s just the general fatigue of being terminally online over the past decade of exhausting cultural political war but I was genuinely surprised by the amount of controversy over the Harrison Butker speech thing. I was surprised it barely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I like the Texans new alternate helmet. We needed another entry into the exclusive club of horny helmets. I wish it was the official new helmet and not an alternate that we will barely see. Next step is getting a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Where the hell did Liberty Mutual come from? I’d never even heard of them until a few years ago and suddenly football ad breaks, youtube midrolls, and more were just flooded with Liberty Mutual ads, and the tide has not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
