The draft is over. Finally. Once again we can be at peace and go outside and touch grass. We will miss football soon enough and even one day yearn for the inane nonsense of mock draft season, but for now,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for May, 2021
To quote George Lucas: “It’s like poetry. It Rhymes”. Rodgers is mad at the Packers. He had a couple years of lesser play (to his standards, at least), and instead of addressing issues he wished for, they drafted a new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the past year I’ve noticed a weird type of football guy. The Lamar Jackson hater. This is a specific type of guy, with an absolutely quacked out perspective on Lamar. This specific type of hater likes to call Lamar[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Consider this a companion piece, a double feature, to the previous comic. I was trying to find a way to combine both QBs issues into one joke but wasn’t able too, probably because they are just different enough. But they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Can we not? Can we really just…not? We were rid of him. He was gone. His toxic fanbase and the equally toxic backlash they caused ran him out of the league, he gave up, he went to Baseball and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 1’s Sunday Night Football game will be Bears @ Rams. It will not be Cowboys vs Giants. Not even WFT vs Eagles. No NFC East teams involved. I am genuinely thrilled to see it.
Tim Tebow isn’t the only guy out of the league for years who is coming back to play tight end! Big Kelvin Benjamin is back, and he’s no longer the Widest Receiver. He’s a tight end. Something the idiot savant[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LATERALS ARE BACK Anyway, in hindsight, I think TO can easily take a lot of the blame for the start of the long decline into the No Fun League hole, which peaked several years ago with excessive celebration penalties so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nobody asked for a Charlie Whitehurst comic in 2021 but it’s the offseason and I do what I want, fuck you Clipboard Jesus is a top 10 football player moniker. In fact, here are my top ten football man monikers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is up with the Falcons right now? Are the Julio trade rumors real or just rampant media speculation? What is going on? I gotta tell ya, feels almost nostalgic and way more enjoyable when it isn’t your team being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…