EDIT: he picked the Cardinals the morning this went up, goddamnit JJ Watt is no longer a Texan! It’s been hard to keep up with all the nonsense (even Russell Wilson is starting shit now), but Watt leaving Houston was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2021
Of course he picked a team the same day I posted about him not yet picking a team. Stupid JJ. Anyway he’s a Cardinal now. Besides being the obvious place an old white Midwesterner would go to retire, the Cardinals[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris Simms released his QB rankings the other day and sparked some discussion online since it has some against the grain opinions. Before you jump onto Simms, I want to give the guy some credit, he’s actually been mostly spot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The worst part about all this is that despite knowing that the Jaguars are going to 100% pick Trevor Lawrence since roughly week 16, when the actual draft hits, we are still going to be forced to wait 10 pointless[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am officially retiring the Browns Hydra. I probably could have held on for a while, because there is certainly no guarantee Baker continues to improve and the team doesn’t regress within the next year, but after 2 and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was surprised how many folks didn’t immediately guess it was gonna be Washington. I guess several other teams are closer than I expected to the second place crown but to me, TEAM has been a horrible churn for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shaq Lawson has been traded to Houston for Benardrick McKinney. He gets to join his Clemson teammate DeShaun Watson for a run on the Texans! What an amazing program they are building down there in southeastern Texas. Hahahahahahah Pour one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Though as I write this JuJu hasn’t actually signed anywhere yet, meaning there is still a very small chance I am soon revealed to be booboo the fool, he has informed his Steelers teammates he plans to sign elseware and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears will never have a QB, will they? After weeks of speculation that they might trade for Russell Wilson, those plans either fell through or never existed in the first place and now the Bears are going to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In probably the most unexpected twist to the ongoing pile of drama that is the Houston Texans, Deshaun Watson is being sued in civil court for many, many counts of disgusting behavior ranging from inappropriate suggestive comments to, well, what[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…