Taco Time, baby. I thought someone named Taco was only in The League. I was never able to take his name seriously. Now there is an actual person who is named Taco (not actual first name, sadly). I am excited for Taco. Taco will be fun.

I’d wager this joke was probably made already but whatevs. Common downside to making a comic that takes time on a specific schedule.

Anyway, in case you wanted to see my annual DRAW PLAY DRAFT CARDS…Here you go. I did them differently this season. I actually did them live! So yeah, they are a bit weird.

This draft’s first round was pretty crazy. Lot of trades. The 49ers didn’t look stupid, so good showing for John Lynch. The Chiefs drafted the opposite of Alex Smith. The Panthers drafted white runnerman. 3 tight ends! Takk went to the Falcons and gave an all-time draft acceptance speech. Houston got Not-Brock! Other things. But what we really want is DRAFT GRADES! Let’s grade this draft, pick by pick. Screw the other experts, grades from a butt loving cartoonist is what you really want, so lets do this:

New England Patriots
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
New York Jets
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Buffalo Bills
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Miami Dolphins
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Indianapolis Colts
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Tennessee Titans 
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Jacksonville Jaguars
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Houston Texans
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Pittsburgh Steelers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Baltimore Ravens
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Cleveland Browns
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Cincinnati Bengals
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Oakland Raiders
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Kansas City Chiefs
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Denver Broncos
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
San Diego Chargers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
New York Giants
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Philadelphia Eagles
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Dallas Cowboys
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Washington Redskins
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Minnesota Vikings
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Green Bay Packers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Chicago Bears
lol
Detroit Lions
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Carolina Panthers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
New Orleans Saints
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Atlanta Falcons
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Seattle Seahawks
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Arizona Cardinals
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
San Francisco 49ers
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense
Los Angeles Rams
Has yet to play a down in the NFL, grading these picks are complete nonsense