Your Moment Has Come, Philadelphia
This is your chance, Philadelphia. This is your moment to make us all proud. New York had a chance, and Jets fans gave it their all, but it wasn’t enough. Chicago tried, but their Midwestern sensibilities were too easy. But this is Philly. This city was born for this. You threw snowballs and booed Santa Claus. You threw batteries at a baseball player. Consider those warms ups. This is the main event.
When Roger Goodell takes the stage tomorrow, I don’t want to hear a word he says. I want you to crush him. I want you to obliterate him. I want you you annihilate him. I want your boos to violate him. I want him to feel the kind of shame no human has ever felt. I want him to not be able to speak for minutes as he frantically tries to put up with the show. I want him to feel a level of scorn that would turn away the mightiest armies. I want Roger Goodell’s children to feel the shame. I want his unborn grandchildren to feel the shame. I want his lineage to never escape the feeling of shame you instill today.
I know you can do it, Philadelphia. I despise your team, and you fans, and it’s because I know what you are capable of. You can break a man. I want you to take every frustration you have ever had and channel it into a pure hate spirit bomb. Every no rings joke any of us (myself included) has ever made at you, use it. Every playoff loss. Every embarrassment. Every thing. Channel it. Use it. Destroy him. If there are visiting fans at the draft who are just happy to be there? Crush them too. Use them too how dare they come to YOUR city and dare not play by YOUR rules. Abuse them. Use them. As projectile weapons, if necessary.
Don’t do it for us. Do it for you. Do it because it’s the right thing to do. Do it because the man deserves it. Destroy Roger Goodell.
May you have no mercy on his soul.
They boo’d McNabb, people forget that
Jets fans didn’t boo Sanchez, people forget that too
After letting Ronde go coast to coast to shut down the vet, McNabb deserved to get boo’d.
Philly has never boo’d Radnbaugh, so there’s that.
Or being Strahan’s favorite rape victim to the point that in 2001 Andy Reid filed a complaint claiming that one of the sacks is a running play just to get one reduced. This along with the first Redskins game where one was taken away due to a blown call didn’t seem to be a big deal until…well lets be fair, there’s a good chance Favre would have taken a dive anyway for shits and giggles.
Oh sir, you must be unaware of the video from halftime of the buttfumble game, it sounds like Sanchez is being welcomed into the gates of hell. https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=r4xGGgz5TcI “TEBOW SAVE US!”
I was talking about at the draft, they cheered him then
Eagles fans weren’t booing McNabb, they were booing the management that had let them down for he last decade.
*Technically*, they were booing the fact that it wasn’t Ricky Williams. (Because the radio hosts and fans that organized it are idiots.) But, there’s pretty much no distinction between “booing because we wanted someone else” and “booing because we didn’t want this guy”, so yes, they were booing McNabb’s selection.
Incidentally, said radio hosts and fans have actually been *BANNED* from being allowed to get draft tickets this year. Can’t imagine why.
We booed the draft pick, not McNabb.
The entire city wanted Ricky Williams. We booed because Ricky wasn’t picked.
Get it right genius.
Goodell must have felt a draft from all the booing
is that a pun?
Yes
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sadly, Goodell has a backup plan: Break Michael Irvin’s leg live onstage.
Amen.
Mission Accepted.
I hope the Eagles draft anyone BUT Joe Mixon. That way, EDP can get a head start on those hilarious rants of his.
Please get a linebacker, Green Bay.
When I first saw your picture, I thought, Holy Shit, this guy must really like Darren Sharper. Took me a minute to realize it’s probably Morgan Burnett
I think we all knew full-well the Eagles (let alone anyone for that matter) weren’t going to draft Mixon. EDP is the biggest (bo pun intended) idiot on YouTube. The only reason he wants Mixon so badly is because Mixon knocked that chick out cold.
“I’ve been watching this man’s tape.”
Yeah, the tape of him clocking a woman. I don’t think that translates onto the field very well.
Exactly. EDP is just trying to stir shit up, just like when he made up a lie about him shooting his neighbor’s dog or whatever.
The biggest problem is that the actual draft area (not the outside part) only holds a few thousand people, 2/3 of which are media and NFL people. And then the remaining tickets are hard to come by. Probably for trying to prevent exactly this.
Booing Goodell away won’t do anything. The owners will just replace him with someone equally terrible
Soooooo…
David Stern?
Gary Bettman? Rob Manfred?
Paul Honeybooboo again?
Bum Selig?
I’d like to see someone hitting Hokuto Shinken on Goodell. I want to see him explode into a bloody mess.
God, I’m dying on this one
It happened!
Maybe not as violently as I had hoped, but…
As a Bostonian I do not believe I have been jealous of Philadelphia in my life. Until now. LET US USE OUR POWERS FOR GOOD!
133 days until Goodell has to take his medicine at Gillette
Ummm… I’m still waiting on the Genius Draft Move where the Browns get their QB of the future.
(crickets…crickets…)
Still uselessly hoping the Browns Brass has a master plan SO clever I don’t comprehend it yet……
They are gonna do the smart thing and get Cutler
To quote Mr Garrison: “YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!”
Umm.. no offense intended
Cutler is better than anyone else they could have gotten this year. They can also get someone else today to groom behind him.
The Texans wouldn’t return Cutler’s calls, & they employed current Browns QB Brock Osweiler. What makes you think the Browns would want Cutler?
Somewhat an unrelated subject but on some boards and twitter, now there are some dumb Pats fans hoping that Eli gets suspended because Brady was.\, not to mention claiming that two SB titles should be taken from the Giants. To think I thought the lawsuit against NFL over a first round draft pick by the Pats fans was hard to match.