The NFL is so goddamn popular that the most mundane of news stories (We knew who each team played in 2015 literally months ago, this was solely for when and where) has gotten to be a media event. The schedule[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all hate the Patriots. The smarter ones of us have a grudging respect for them at the same time, which kind of makes the hate even worse, because it’s infuriating how the Patriots have somehow achieved a level of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t even have a blog post to put here today. I just want ya’ll to admire this man. I mean, is this even fair? Fuck Why couldn’t I get any of those Italian genes, goddamnit. At least I’m technically[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Voluntary camps are currently underway and I’ve already started to see some of the usual suspects. The longer you pay attention to the annual cycle the more patterns start to show themselves, and the fact that everyone seems to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m back! What did I miss? Oh, the Punt God was a rapist? Cool! Anything else? Aaron Donald got away with being a shithead again? Well, if I had to pick one of those things to talk about, let’s go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wait eagerly every year until I see the line. Donald delivered. I often wonder how often that line is actually true. It usually comes from a long veteran coming off injury rehab. I would probably guess that it’s true[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
RANT TIME! 10(!) years ago I made a comic about how the NFL schedule release is now “a thing”, and it’s stupid. In those 10 years, I’ve largely made my peace with that. This is the offseason, the content mill[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
