Farewell, sweet Joe Thomas. Bedrock of Cleveland. Ironman of snaps. Prototype of all linemen. You were the one constant, the one shining beacon of hope in the northeast Ohio darkness. You gave Cleveland your all, and in return you got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is one of those times where you come up with the pun first and then have to figure out how to craft a joke around it because the pun is too good to just leave lying around gathering dust.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally! Kirk Cousins got that mad stack of moolah. It’s about time. I gotta admit, when it became clear that the Kirk sweepstakes was gonna happen, the Vikings were not my first choice for landing spots. I didn’t think they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seems like every couple of years somebody goes all in on a draft pick to grab that magical QB. This year we have the Jets going for the gusto. It’s a pretty interesting scenario we have here now. I can’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks for your many years of big blue service, Jason. I’ll never forget you doing backflips before the draft. I’ll never forget the Giants selecting you and saying “who the fuck?” before remembering you were backflips guy. I’ll never forget[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the Rams are just going with the murder interior, huh? I mean really. The best DT in the game right now just got another top 10 DT to play next to him. Aaron Donald is a monster and now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know it’s not actually April Fools but I’m not putting a comic up tomorrow so here you go. Spilly’s annual takeover. I need a little extra time to start building up this year’s draft cards anyway. I asked Spilly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having a player like Beckham on my favorite team has honestly been kind of illuminating about how the modern sports media works for me. I more or less understood it, but it really highlights the entirety of everything that makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sky blue. Water Wet. Death. Taxes. Marvin Lewis Coaches the Bengals. All these crazy happenings in the NFL right now. Trades! Trade rumors! Free agents! Draft drama! So much going on! Also? The Bengals. The Bengals. The biggest news out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In news that nobody noticed outside maybe Chargers fans, Geno Smith is now a Charger. 1 year, 1 million. That’s like a money golf cart. We assume Geno Smith will never see action. Why would he? Philip Rivers is much[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
