JJ Watt Gives Zach Mettenberger A Present
Yes, just in case you were confused, Zach Mettenberger is currently on the Steelers. I didn’t know that either before I decided to look it up halfway through coloring. I thought he was still probably in San Diego, where he ended up after flaming out of Tennessee. But nope! Yinzer town. Last time I drew Mett I made him homeless, so even as a Steeler I going to keep him homeless in my personal Draw Play headcanon. It should be your personal headcanon too. Zach Mettenberger sits on the streets of Pittsburgh, asking passerby for assistance to get through the bitter Pittsburgh winter. Maybe he lives behind the dumpster at Hinz field and his gameday checks go to booze. He sneaks to the local pirogi shop for food. His clothes are made up of sewn together terrible towels and thrown out Rape accusations, plus Franco Harris beard clippings.
He gets angry when people spell it Pittsberg and thinks Black and Yellow is still a good song. Maybe he straight up lives in the locker room, actually. He stays hidden in the showers until they turn the lights off, then sleeps in Big Ben’s locker because it’s warm. When the lights come on he runs to the showers, gets clean, and acts like he was there early to watch film.
I don’t really have much else to say except that I still think JJ Watt’s try hard persona is still irritating. It’s been kind of nice not having to hear from him much this season except for that commercial when he straight up ignores the Ravens lineman who just wants a friend by using noise cancelling headphones to drown out the nerd.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, all that stuff. Don’t let a starbucks cup bother you. Make sure you tune in on Saturday for a comic that I was eager to make since July when I first thought of it.