Remember when Jason Garrett won coach of the year when his lucky ass fell into a stud RB and a lucky late round QB clearly benefiting from Romo telling him what to do on the sidelines? That really happened. Jason Garrett is a coach of the year winner. This man, who seems incapable of emotion, who has given up his soul for the sellout job of being Jerry Jones’ puppet, was once coach of the year. Coach of the year. I still can’t believe that happened.

Jason Garrett’s favorite STD is The Clap

Jason Garrett’s favorite stupid piece of technology is The Clapper

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