The Sad Ending Of Lucky Whitehead
Lucky Whitehead has had a really bad summer. It’s been full of incredibly bad chance circumstances. You could really call him…Unfortunate Whitehead.
Poor dude has his dog stolen for ransom earlier this summer, and that’s somehow the less terrible thing that happened to the poor guy. Some dude gets arrested for shoplifting and gives the cops Lucky Whitehead’s information, pretending to be him. He then dodges his court date. The real Lucky Whitehead is then being sought after by the cops. In the ensuing confusion, the Cowboys use it as an excuse to cut the fringe WR, in what felt like a PR move to “look good”.
Then the truth comes out, and it’s hilarious. The Cowboys finally found a cheap and easy way to pretend they gave a shit and then cut Whitehead before he had a chance to prove he was innocent. Then when the news came out, they pulled the “It was actually a long time coming for lots of transgressions” bullshit. Transgressions like sleeping in once. THE HORROR. Whitehead may not have been the best dude but even if the Boys were just looking for an excuse to cut him, it’s still shitty to cut a guy before the facts come out and I find the PR scrambling since to be amusing.
I feel so bad for the dude. he’s out of a job because some butthead stole his identity and a team made an example out of him and will never admit they jumped the gun. At least he managed to find a team, the Jets picked him off waivers shortly after the news broke that he was innocent, which I can’t help but feel was a bit of a middle finger to Jerry. He might actually make the Jets roster, too, because the Jets WR corp could best be described as a large group of quadriplegic blind pigs trying to compete in ultimate beastmaster. He might even get 3rd string on that roster. I hope he turns into a hall of famer personally, because this will be hilarious to look back on one day if he does.
Also I’m not superstitious but he wore the number 13. A guy named Lucky wearing 13? You’re just asking for a cosmic slapping.
Lucky should have crashed on a Jet
You know who also wore #13? Dan Marino in Miami and Kurt Warner in Iowa (Barnstormers)
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Kurt Warner also wore 13 in the NFL. Also I hate that Lucky Whitehead ended up on the Jets because now I have to root against him on principle.
Same for rooting against Whitehead; I knew Warner wore 13 in the NFL, but I was only referencing my usernames.
Lucky to be alive
It was allegedly for shoplifting? C’mon, Cowboys, I thought it would have at least been for a believable crime. No way does a practice squad player even need to shoplift.
Yeah, but a lot of shoplifting is done for the thrill. Yes, I know this, No I’m not saying why I know this.
Lol, Cowboys.
Can we start a Lucky Whitehead fan club?
Can you please do a picture of every NFL owner sitting on their personalized throne please?
Now that’s an interesting idea
especially for the Packers
You are clearly a little stitious.
I think Jerry Jones is now just another reason everyone hates the cowboys. Shit like this puts an even worse reputation on them
I actually like Whitehead. Sure, he didn’t catch many passes but he was all for the team. Never caused problems, was a team player, and did his job. What more could you want?
Yeah, I’m pretty pissed at our front office. Just… fucking tools, the lot of them.
Fuck the Cowboys. Suspensions will rot their season from the inside out.
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