The Cutler Era is finally over in Chicago. 8 years. 8 years! It feels like just yesterday Josh McDaniels was taking a huge dump all over the Broncos and Cutler came into Chicago a hero. A semi-local hero who grew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe his rap name is Alshon Jeffries. The Iggles took a big step towards solving their biggest problem when they signed Alshon Jeffery. Jeffery strikes me as a good but not quite great WR, but honestly it’s hard to tell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dontari Poe, stellar quarterback and part time defensive tackle, has left the Chiefs and has become an Atlanta Falcon on a pretty cheap 1 year deal. I was surprised by this, I thought Poe was good, but I don’t follow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t you love a story with a happy ending? Adrian Peterson is done with the Vikings and I have no idea where he’s gonna go. There were a lot of rumors he was interested in the Giants but he’s asking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roberto Aguayo was terrible last season. For an NFL kicker, he played terribly. He became a laughing stock and honestly, his poor kicking may have cost the Bucs a game or two. He may have single handedly cost them a playoff[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
B-Marsh is a Giant! If you told me we’d replace Cruz with Marshall I’d have laughed in your face then gone to a back room and thought dirty things. But Marshall apparently didn’t want to move and probably wanted to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This John Elway comic brought to you by an awkward bit of conversation I had with my podcast co-host Sam, who apparently has decided he ho longer likes Trevor Siemian and wants him lynched. He will deny it. Don’t believe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I thought Dont Care Bear was done. Then a miracle happened. We saw Jay Cutler’s Butt. God bless America, we saw Jay Cutler’s butt. NSFW WARNING: BUTT Jay Cutler seems to be apathetically admiring a sunrise. He’s standing there like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Gofundme is real. I was not going to half-ass this, Dave is going to eat Taco bell. Let’s make this happen. Dave is a cool guy. He likes to do things like go outside instead of sitting on the internet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Butt. Sorry for the temporary delay getting this up, This was a guest comic about butts made by The Chirurgeon (He’s done work here before, he’s cool, outside Cowboys fandom, which is a shame). For whatever reason gmail compressed his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
