THE WEEK IN CHAOS There’s a certain thing I love in football. I absolutely love it when backup QBs just fucking leave it all on the field and play with reckless abandon. There’s an inherent recklessness in certain backups who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Raiders and Broncos fans can agree on three things. -Fuck the Chiefs -Lol Chargers -Josh McDaniels deserves to be put in the Hague. I still can’t believe he ever got another chance. McDaniels was an astounding disaster in Denver his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Soon after his Achilles tendon decided it had had enough of this bullshit, Aaron Rodgers did his usual Pat McAfee interview where he talked about the treatments he would seek out. One of the things he mentioned in passing was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Good thing I did pretty well this week because drawing famous landmarks is complicated and I don’t want to do it again
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Ryan Fitzpatrick was a chaos superstar in the league. A singularly weird player with a distinctive career and vibe. A guy who went to Harvard, balled his ass off as a dumbass gunslinger for half the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last year, after McDaniels left to go fuck up Las Vegas, Bill Belichick made what the vast majority of people would consider a dumb choice. He hired back former mediocre defensive coordinator and failure head coach Matt Patricia, to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some weird news hit the football world yesterday afternoon. Charissa Thompson, former NFL sideline reporter on FOX and now one of the table hosts on Thursday Night Football went on Pardon My Take and admitted to occasionally making up some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
AYO PAISANOS DATS WHAT CHU GET FO DOUBTIN TOMMY TOUCHDOWNS DEVITO BABY I did not intend to make a new horror monster with that last one but it just turned out that way
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Things are settling in to some degree now, as they usually do by mid-November. We know who the good teams are (Eagles, Chiefs, 49ers, Lions). We know which teams are mostly good but flirting with fraud[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just last week, after the Bills fired Ken Dorsey, I was wondering when the last time was that a team fired a coordinator and it was an upgrade instead of a worrying sign of a looming problem. For the most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
