A Dwayne Allen Story
Nov10
on November 10, 2015
at 12:20 am
Not much to say here. Aqib Talib poked Dwayne Allen in the eye in one of the dirtier things I’ve seen happen on camera and I’m glad he got suspended. “My finger slipped and hit his eye” my butt. You know what you did, jerk. On top of that it prevented the Denver offense from having one more slim chance at victory. I thought Talib was a jerk on the field but I didn’t realize he was actually dirty (Cue commenters posting links to prior incidents).
Hope Dwayne Allen is okay. I hate it when stuff even gets near my eyes.
Even as a Broncos fan, I’m a football fan first, and players’ well-being is paramount. I’m glad he’s suspended, it was a complete dick move. He’s lucky he hasn’t caused Allen permanent damage.
yeah same here. I really like Denver, but that sort of thing is completely unacceptable, and should be punished
We definitely deserved to lose that game after Talib pulled that crap… I’d like to believe that he knows he screwed up and will learn from this but he is appealing the suspension. :/
Scumbag move by Talib, not to mention completely moronic; it basically cost Denver their last ditch chance to win the game.
I had no idea that Cutler used to be a Christmas Elf.
You think he cares?…because he doesn’t.
That isn’t Jay Cutler, it’s the Cleveland Browns elf mascot who’s become so sick of his own organization that he became an elf for Santa.
As a Browns fan, I assumed Denver would do something like this. They must appease their horse faced demi-god ruler in the front office.
I’m waiting for something on the Vikings, they actually did something interesting this week.
Talib is going for bonus jerk points by appealing. He’s fortunate that it is only a one game suspension considering that his action could have ended another man’s career.
I liked Talib from his days as a Patriot. Not a good move on his part.
HEARD MY RING WAS AROUND HERE!! WHERE IS IT?
Comic of the Year!!!!!
Lol
I love the elf on the side having a smoke
It was a total dick move, and he deserves the suspension, but come on guys, permanent damage? Have you’ve never been poked in the eye before?
Like pink eye?
You can definitely permanently damage your eye depending on how hard you get poked
The eye is one of the most sensitive and important body parts. It has the reflex to close when it sees danger (closing eyes and flinching). However, if it doesn’t see it coming and the attack is strong enough, you can suffer permanent damage.
And considering all the bacteria the hand/glove cam in contact with, infection is a possibility.
Sooo…like pink eye
It’s almost like there could be levels of severity in situations like this that would determine whether or not permanent damage is done.
What on earth was he thinking?
The fun part about all of this is that Talib really doesn’t understand the concept of subtlety. Like, at all.
https://vine.co/v/O7bXiYv9Wpw
If Aqib Talib was in Mortal Kombat, this would be his fatality.