They Are Back
When the Patriots run finally ended a part of me wondered how long it would take for me to feel sympathy for them again. To see them have success and be okay with it. Would it be decades? Would it last as long as it took to get everyone from that era off the team? Well, after this season, I can safely say…I ain’t there yet.
The thing is, this Patriots team really is likeable and a team I would absolutely root for if they had one of like, 27 other logos on the helmet. Instead, they have that one. The same one I’ve watched in hundreds of primetime games, in dozens of playoff games, for most of my years on this planet. And I am not young.
My greatest excitement for the end of the Brady/Belichick era was the promise of new blood. The Chiefs dynasty rose up and they are irritating too, but they still haven’t been going for half as long as that Pats run lasted. But just like that, after less than a decade of being a regular dysfunctional team, the Pats are right back in it. Some teams draft top 10 for years on end, the Pats do it once and instantly find another franchise QB. Some teams cycle endlessly through coaches and the Patriots missed on just one. Some fans have been waiting for longer than my entire life to sniff a championship, and these fuckers are already back. Nobody outside the fandom is happy for them.
There is a possibility I am doomposting about what may end up being a fluke season, closer to the Patriots 90’s or 80’s team, and that they really are still just a regular franchise again but got super lucky this year. We won’t know till more time passes. But the Patriots certainly look set up to be good again, and the fans have good reasons to be happy and optimistic.
Now that the season is fully in the rear view, I think we can take a look back and judge everything a little more fairly. Longtime commenter Stunkei described them as a good team punching above their weight this year and I could not agree more. I think the 2025 Patriots were a definite playoff team, schedule or no. But I also think that they benefited from some luck of the draw and overperformed. I think in most years, this team is a slightly lower seed and gets bounced in the wildcard or at least the divisional. That’s not a knock against them, that’s a good team, and that they reached that level so quickly is a testament to how good they are.
Mike Vrabel is an amazing coach and he was my pick for coach of the year. This Pats team was bottom shelf tripe even with Maye last year, and he instantly showed how much good coaching can change an organization. I disagree with Josh McDaniels winning Assistant of the year (I would have picked Saleh or Kubiak) but he has helped Maye develop nicely.
Maye is legit. He looked deeply overwhelmed in the playoffs but I chalk most of it up to bad playcalling and inexperience. He also appears to have been hurt in the Super Bowl, which might explain some of those throws and limited playcalls. But the playoffs did a good job of highlighting what the regular season may have hid: he’s not that good…yet. Josh McDaniels might not be a scheme genius. Some of the decisions he made in the playoffs especially made no sense to me. It felt like he kept expecting Drake to be Brady instead of calling things to actually help his clearly overwhelmed young QB. I can’t help but wonder if the easy slate of defenses all year gave them too much self-confidence before the playoff gauntlet hit. Those playoff defenses were excellent and would hinder any offense, but many offenses still performed better than the Pats did against those same defenses all year.
Especially now that they lost the 2025 Pats will suffer the “Schedule Merchant” joke until they prove otherwise. The Pats didn’t just face an easy schedule; they faced one of the easiest schedules in NFL history. No niche stat a Patriots fan could throw at you to try and argue really softens that. Their level of competition jumped in the playoffs, but they still got deeply fortunate to face 3 teams with no offense and major injuries. None of this is their fault of course, you can only play who is placed in front of you, but it was a massive red flag going into the Super Bowl against a team that was all around great. Entering the playoffs my impression of the team was that both sides of the ball were good but not great. My impression of the offense worsened and I think it has some work to do, but my impression of the defense improved and I think the Pats defense might actually be the real heart of the team. The defense won all 3 playoff games and kept them in the Super Bowl longer than they felt like they had any right to be.
Next year the Pats will face the NFCN and AFCW, and be matched with other division winners as a first-place team. It’ll be a far more genuine test. The team has some problems to answer now (WR seems very thin, especially with Diggs facing potential jail time and likely a suspension) and the offensive line also has questions. They have a ton of late-round draft picks that could allow them to move around a lot.
The team is ahead of schedule now with a lot of flexibility and good people in the right places. I do not see them going away. They may not reach the Super Bowl again, but the window is back open.
Personally, I wish Drake Maye a very Dan Marino career.


I for one will be calling the Pats schedule merchants all offseason and absolutely nothing will stop me
That’s the spirit. It makes them very mad
Think about this: there was more time between Brady’s 3rd and 4th rings (2004 to 2014) than from the Pats’ last Super Bowl win to the past season (2018 to 2025).
We should all be thankful for the New York Giants
Pat’s schedule was easy right up to the Superbowl. Denver was tough but without Nix not so much. If Stroud wasn’t bad and the Texans won we would have been having the same discussion on Mary’s play. Chargers O-line was a wet paper bag. It was a perfect storm and the Pats took advantage of it right up till running into Seattle.
Maye is likeable. I even like Vrabel. It sure is hard to root for them with the flying Elvis logos though. Hopefully the Jags, Lions or Texans can make a SB appearance next year and freshen things up.
This team was very similar to the 2021 Bengals. A rebuilding team that took advantage of an easy schedule, a weaker-than-usual conference and a 2nd year breakout by their QB to make a cinderella run until they ran into a buzzsaw defense in the Super Bowl.
Thing is, the Bengals were one bad penalty away from returning to the Super Bowl in 2022. So don’t discount the possibility that the Pats can do the same.
They probably won’t, but it’s definitely not impossible.
Also the Pats have much better coaching
I mean, you can say that, but… that Super Bowl featured some BAD coaching on NE’s part. I would say at times, it was some really bad coaching. They didn’t adapt, they didn’t evolve, they didn’t proactively dictate the game at all. And I won’t even get into Seattle players saying they figured out all the tells, which would be more bad coaching.
NE 2026 opponents
BUF
They have a new coach and there are one of three paths before them
A. Buccaneers 2002
Sean McDermott: made the playoffs every season but 1 in Buffalo. They just can’t get past their boogeyman in AFC West champs or teams wearing orange in the playoffs
Tony Dungy: made the playoffs every season but 2 in Tampa. Their boogeyman was losing back-to-back playoff games at the Eagles and an inept offense. Your reminder that the Buccaneers held the Greatest Show on Turf Rams to 11pts in the 1999 NFC Championship Game. Too bad the Buccaneers offense only managed 6pts the whole time
The Bills have a new coach in Joe Brady & like Jon Gruden in his first season in Tampa, Brady is able to finally claim the championship that long eluded them… but it comes at a great expense…
B. 1981 Oilers
Sean McDermott: had a winning season except for one in his time in Buffalo after a prolonged streak of mediocrity. But come the playoffs, their boogeyman of the current dynasty (Chiefs) ruin everything. The final straw is losing in a road playoff game at an AFC West team (Broncos)
Bum Phillips: had a winning season except for one in his time in Houston after a prolonged streak of at best mediocrity. But come the playoffs, But come the playoffs, their boogeyman of the current dynasty (Steelers) ruin everything. The final straw is losing in a road playoff game at an AFC West team (Raiders)
Firing McDermott like Phillips ends up being a huge mistake. Like the Oilers, the Bills tumble down the standings. Joe Brady is gone in a couple of seasons. They cycle through coaches until
a new one comes along that starts another era of close, but not close enough. Which brings me to…
C. 1990 Oilers
Sean McDermott: a playoff team every year but one. He is fired after a playoff game OT loss
Jerry Glanville: a playoff team every year but one. He is fired after a playoff game OT loss
Joe Brady continues the era of close but never close enough seasons that culminates in a critical season of win the championship or else (what happened to Sean McDermott)
The coach after Jerry Glanville in Houston was Jack Padres. Here is how his time with the Oilers went
1990: AFC Wild Card blowout L at CIN. This ended up being the Bengals last playoff win until 2021
1991: AFC Divisional L at DEN, Elway with that patented comeback action. Seriously, this one doesn’t get talked about as much as The Drive
1992: In Buffalo, this is known as The Comeback. In Houston, it is The Choke
1993: Go watch NFL Network’s Houston ‘93 or UTree’s video about this team. It culminates in a AFC Divisional Round L at home to KC. Joe Montana summoned some magic and the Oilers season ends with Marcus Allen running to the end zone for a TD late to make the score 28-20 (note the season on why an 8pt lead then was fatal)
Bud Adams was not joking. He nuked the team & Jack Pardee was canned halfway through the 1994 season
MIA
They going to tank and only to emerge from years of bad football to discover their ceiling is 2nd place in their division. Should they make the playoffs, it will be another one-and-done to a team with actual championship aspirations
NYJ
The ButtFumbling Will Continue Until Morale Improves
AFC WEST
Raiders are probably going to a free win & maybe the Chargers if they fail to address their offensive line. The Broncos game could go either way. The Chiefs are dependent on Mahomes’ ACL injury recovery
NFC NORTH
I can imagine the Lions will be back. The Bears will be a tough out. The Packers… that loss to the Bears in the playoffs is one of those losses that haunts teams & can linger into the next season. The Vikings might have an overpreforming season since 2025 was the regression to the mean. Seems to happen with them with Kevin O’Connell
PIT
They going to give McCarthyism a try
at JAX
Another swing game
at SEA
Potential Kickoff Game and that might happen with SF-LAR in Australia is likely happening in Week 1. If the Patriots aren’t playing at Seattle in Week 1, you can bet ABC-ESPN (have the Super Bowl), NBC (for SNF), CBS, Fox, & Amazon will want this game later in the season
Drake Maye: the new Ringless Rivers?
Not until at least 2 of Caleb, Bonix and JD5 get a ring.
JJ and Penix found dead
If you play for a team that Jon Bois has done a 7-part series about, there is no hope for you.
I think Josh Allen might earn that honor.
I like Drake Maye so far, so for my take, i dont wish a Marino career on him. I wish for a Stafford career. He can have his Super Bowl, but he has to leave to get it.
This.
I was kind of hoping Rivers had that as well tbh.
“I am not young?”
Bro…
Im sorry Rimbo, I had to do it to ya
I’m not really a pats guy. I’d probably put them yeah in like 27th place like you said. (as a Washington fan, 30-32 are obvious)
But Bills fans are the whiniest little bitches in the sport and it brings me immense happiness to see them suffer. So this was fun.
Something to think about, was Sam Darnold the victim of Jets’ QB curse this whole time?
Maye is far too likeable to wish a marino career on!