I love a good nepotism success story! In case you didn’t know, which I didn’t until 2 days ago, Doug Pederson’s son was part of the Jaguars during camp. Josh Pederson is a Tight End. He spent this year on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE BACK BITCHES Tonight we watch the surprisingly hobbled Chiefs take on the massively hyped Lions. Our nightmare wait is over. What teams will rise? What teams will fall? What kind of season will we experience? Will it be the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WELCOME BACK TO FOOTBALL, FRIENDS First up: some house cleaning. These posts take forever every Sunday night and as such, for this season, they will be split in two. Monday will be the Chaometer/recap post with the cartoons, and Tuesday[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t believe the Jets won that game. I had to go back and re-do the Chaometer on the last post to account for the absolute nonsense last night. Outstanding work by the Jets. To send Rodgers to the locker[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was performance art. This whole thing was a masterpiece. Rodgers would feud with Green Bay for multiple offseasons until they finally got sick of him. His public heel turn after the media found out about his vax status when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are a lot of types of football games. Blowouts. Defensive slugfests. Trap Games. Comebacks. Shutouts. Barnburners. I’d like to inject a new type of game into the lexicon. The Murphy’s Law game. For obvious reasons, this has been on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So last week’s plan was to start making two posts, Chaometer on Monday and bets on Tuesday. I was immediately punched in the dick with the reality that this may not be an optimal approach, because the Jets and Bills[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WEEK 2 CHAOS IN THE BOOKS! WE BACK BABY! As stated yesterday I’m already changing up the plan. Today is the full week chaos report and picks for the next week. If you want the pics from week 2, go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seems like complaints about showing gruesome sports injuries on TV has finally reached the actual broadcasters of said sports. I can’t remember ever seeing an instance where a broadcast simply does not show a replay at all. I’ve seen them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, back when I was a wee lad, roaming the swampy humid suburbs of central Maryland, I remember I would come home on cool fall days and my mother, bless her soul, would be whipping up a fresh batch of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
