Joe Burrow’s Big Weakness
Feb28
on February 28, 2020
at 12:01 am
Joe Burrow has small hands! Bust status affirmed. Now I will never not draw him with small hands and a cigar. Sorry Joe, you’re a meme now.
The combine is the dumbest thing and I wish it would go back to being largely irrelevant.
It is funny that the nfl puts so much into hand size but I believe Mahomes hands are smaller. If Mahomes hands are too small then the combine hand size measurement is a waste
https://chiefswire.usatoday.com/2020/02/24/lsu-qb-joe-burrow-kansas-city-chiefs-qb-patrick-mahomes-hand-size/
Fantastic article in which Mahomes “comforts” Burrow. Also has a tweet where Burrow said he was considering retirement because of his tiny hands and to keep him in your thoughts.
Mahomes measured in at 9.25 inches. Burrow was at 9 inches.
For comparisons sake, Nick Foles measured in at 10.63 inches…
Yeah, but how big are Foles hands?
10.63 are his hands…..I get the joke but we both know that 10.63 is no where near big enough for St Nick
0.06 inches too short.
Actually Mahomes’ hand is 9 1/4. Also, it seems like as long as they reach 9 inches, hands are fine. Below 9 inches, that’s where the problem starts
9.25 and 9 1/4 are the same number
I think he was replying to Dugout and not Max…
I wasn’t replying to Max
The only good thing about this storyline is that Burrow himself got on twitter to poke fun at his career being over.
Joe Burrow has gone full on Deadpool baby hands!!!!!!
Is he screaming because of the hands or because a lit cigar fell on his lower body?
But… you just made Combine content when you could have made an XFL joke. YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, DAVE.
This is the correct answer
Honestly, since college balls are bigger and Joe was outstanding at LSU. I really hope nobody listens to that stat. Especially the Bengals.
THIS JUST IN. MIAMI TRADES 7 FIRST ROUND PICKS TO THE BENGALS FOR THE #1 OVERALL PICK, SPECULATED TO TAKE TUA.
He should sign an endorsement with Burger King.
Yes
Mess with the Swick and a cigar burns your dick.
Giannis has 12.5 inch hands which is why it looks like he’s throwing an orange everytime he shoots.