There’s always one team every year. This year, the Ravens won the worst lottery in sports: the Power Punch To The Balls Injury Jackpot! All 3 string runningbacks! Good thing their best runningback is still healthy until he catches Covid[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week a random UDFA signing made brief waves across NFL media accounts. Schefter even tweeted about it, and even for Shefter, who tweets every piece of information he can break at lightning speed, tweeting about a random UDFA signing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
On Monday the Ravens announced longtime kicker Justin Tucker has been released. This did not come as a surprise, as Tucker seemed to finally hit the wall this past season, and the Ravens drafted kicker Tyler Loop in the draft[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every time I feel like I’m running out of ways to use this joke template I get reminded of another one. A trend that I was genuinely unaware of reared its ugly head on Sunday Night. The Ravens, under John[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How do Ravens feel to touch? They look like very sleek creatures, very shiny. But are they slimy? Quoth the Baltimore Ravens: “hell yeah we are.” The Birds committed a ruthless backstab this past week to the Las Vegas Raiders.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
