on August 5th, we have the Illustrious Arizona Cardinals playing the forever tainted New Orleans Saints in the Hall of Fame Game, the first official preseason game of football in 6 months. It’s a time to celebrate football’s newest enshrined[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s the worst part of being a die hard fan. We wait months for this. Months of terrible player rankings, garbage news stories on slow days, constant back and forth speculation on which teams are ready, player arrests, power rankings,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Also try Football Lite with Lime! For the exact same game but apparently including lime you can’t see! Football 64 is for that pretentious friend that no one likes who wants to “watch his hourly football intake” Football Blue Ribbon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A fitting comic for the end of a boring and stupid offseason. It ends tonight, friends, get crunk. Our long and boring 2017 offseason journey ends with the football equivalent of coke zero. Tonight the Arizona Third Stringers play the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Hall of Fame game is like not eating for 6 months, going to McDonalds, ordering a large fry, getting a single, soggy fry, and it falls on the floor before you get to eat it. And you’re still gonna[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am once again using my soapbox to implore you to stop watching preseason games. We only have a few weeks left, spend them with people you love. In places you want to be. Doing things you want to do.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At least in terms of how good your team is. Preseason is like whose line is it anyway. The points don’t matter. That’s why it’s really funny when people unironically brag about preseason wins. Preseason is really only worth watching[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Preseason is such a tease. It looks like football. It feels like football. It sounds like football. It smells like football. It tastes like football. But it’s not quite football. It’s the football you have at home. You see guys you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
