Pokemon references! Gotta alienate all those older fans who read the comic somehow, right? Sorry, Mom’s co-workers, you probably don’t get this joke. It’s for hip sexy young people already feeling nostalgic for the 90’s. Anyway, Champ Bailey was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wanted to make a Jim Tomsula joke but his incredibly poor interview with the 49ers radio show was enough of a joke as it was, so I went with plan B: call Elway a horse. Elway looking like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The talks between Colin Kaepernick and Denver have seemed to temporarily stall. This is good, because maybe they’ll keep talking for a longer period of time and give me more material than DRAFT STUFF. Draft draft draft draft draft draft[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a weird internal conflict regarding Seahawks Legend Terrell Owens and the Hall of Fame. One one hand, my left hand, my imprecise hand that generally does some things sort of when it needs to, is the biased, selfish,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This John Elway comic brought to you by an awkward bit of conversation I had with my podcast co-host Sam, who apparently has decided he ho longer likes Trevor Siemian and wants him lynched. He will deny it. Don’t believe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t remember if I ever uploaded this here but if you haven’t seen it on my social media here is a thing I made last season that I thought was funny. Honestly wish I thought of it sooner. Anyway[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A query. I offer you two pills. Take the first pill, you have an NFL career of no note whatsoever, but you make some money and then vanish, never to be remembered again. Take the second pill, you have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
