Congrats to LSU! It was briefly in doubt for part of that game but then they turned into the team I presume they were all year and defeated Football Thor. Human Walnut coach O got his big win. Happy for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Joe Burrow has small hands! Bust status affirmed. Now I will never not draw him with small hands and a cigar. Sorry Joe, you’re a meme now. The combine is the dumbest thing and I wish it would go back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t even know what to say. Poor Joe. I just hope he doesn’t end up RG3’d. The best I can hope for is the front office is thrown out the window right away and they save Burrow for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Joe Burrow is cool as shit. I’ve already seen some blowback on the Joe Burrow hype train, but I don’t care. Joe Burrow rules. I love Joe Burrow. I will continue to love Joe Burrow until he wins a Super[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From here out, I’m on the Cincy Bandwagon. My rooting preferences for what’s left: -The Bengals -I am hit by a bus -The Chiefs -The 49ers -I am hit by a larger bus, then a train, and my body is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Has there ever been a time in contract history when two stars who play the same position on the same team get paid at the same time? The Bengals announced recently that Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, both indispensable pieces[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Turf Toe is a shockingly bad injury, considering the nickname. If you weren’t aware of what it actually is, it’s a sprain/tear of your big toe ligaments. Makes it really hard to walk. Or pivot. Or do stuff with that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How do Ravens feel to touch? They look like very sleek creatures, very shiny. But are they slimy? Quoth the Baltimore Ravens: “hell yeah we are.” The Birds committed a ruthless backstab this past week to the Las Vegas Raiders.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
