Zach Wilson Gets Some Action
Jul13
on July 13, 2022
at 12:01 am
Sometimes I stretch for content, sometimes the content comes right to me.
Zach Wilson’s ex-girlfriend accused him of sleeping with his mom’s best friend.
Zach Wilson might not be a good QB, but he’s a great cougar hunter. In any case, the scorned ex-girlfriend’s plan to shame Wilson backfired horrendously as the internet has been “attaboy”ing him since the post dropped. Congrats to Zach for living The Graduate lifestyle. Get that polyamorous Mormon Book Club ass.
I don’t actually know if patting him on the back is the right response to this but it all feels like bullshit TMZ Instagram influencer drama and hell if I’m going to wade into that world any further than I have to for a better understanding.
Omg… lol… Zach is going to start the one Mormon cult every teabags boy will want to join
Can we talk about how the author of that NYP article clearly wants to fuck Wilson’s mom
Hahahahah, YES. The same thing crossed my mind! It’s like the article is meandering its way around, discovers his mom, and then just drops the narrative and starts effusing about her. She looks like his sister??? Are you kidding me?! He looks like he’s 10. She looks like she’s 50.
He looks like a Disney show protagonist. Overcoming a rough school life of bullying and bad grades, he wins the talent show and gets free prom tickets, bringing along a girl that’s way out of his “league”
This whole story disgusts me. Maybe it’s just because I’m imagining my mom’s best friends, and just… NO. NEVER. Not when I was 5, or 10, not when I was 20, or 30, and certainly not now. That is repugnant on every level imaginable. I’m burning out my eyes.
So which comes first, the mental issues or being a Jets QB? Do they take normal quarterbacks and turn them into freakishly disturbed idiots, or do they just draft them like that? Hmmm.
Can we talk about the fact that Wilson was a BYU Cougar? You couldn’t make this up if you tried
Crap, that wasn’t supposed to be a reply. This was supposed to be a reply: We need pictures of the mom’s best friend. For science, of course
Eh, they’re still both funny comments, lololol. I’m kinda of the mindset that we don’t need photos. You just know she’s either going to look 80, which, EWWWW. Or she’s going to look like someone going through a midlife crisis, which is only mildly less ewwww.
Can Zach Wilson always be drawn and speak like a four year old?
If he was sleeping around while he was still with his now-ex, then patting on the back is def the wrong move, that’s cheating and cheating is bad. If not…I mean it’s still kinda gross imo but at least it’s not absolutely immoral?
My big question isn’t whether he was cheating, but if his Mom knew he banged her friend
I don’t know if you’re a parent, but if so…how much detail do *you* want on your adult kid’s sex life?
or much detail did you ever share with your parents about your sex life?
Cause for me the answer to both is “VERY LITTLE”
She does now
C’mon Dave, are you really going to send these poor unsuspecting innnocent people into the deep dark depths of Omega-verse content like that? (The Draw Play and Omega-verse: the crossover absolutely no one wanted)
This is essentially the plot of that mini-movie/commercial KFC and Lifetime made last year where Mario Lopez played Colonel Sanders…
I fervently hope the only reason this became such a story is because of timing. Otherwise I have no idea why anyone would care.
“Omega verse”
Dammit, Dave, no!
“This seems illegal?”
Dude, you a black guy in New York looking through a white household window. Be glad it’s Noo Yawk and not Alabama.
Ask Doug Glanville about Connecticut
man this is fucking weird shit
It is all tabloid crap. It’s ridiculous that something an athletes ex says gets this much ink, but these media outlets know it will get clicks. Someones ex is usually the last person you’d talk to in order to get an impartial opinion on someone and the last person you should believe in regards to someones actions. Even worse when it’s a famous persons ex who may be using their past relationship to get their 15 minutes or to get money.
Mrs Wilson’s book club reading omegaverse is the real kicker
Dave, this is one of your best.
But seriously, what’s going on with the Jets quarterbacks? First Darnold gets the high schooler’s disease, then they draft a kid who looks straight out of high school and involved in some high school drama BS. What’s next?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf4Q8kMOPxf/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D
This just keeps getting better/worse.
Wait, WHAT? Throwing bombs? Throwing bombs!? Zach Wilson??? They have GOTTA mean that literally… right? Like, he’s bombing on the big stage, along with the rest of the team?
I mean, I know Jets fans are psychotically optimistic (never forget the “THANK YOU GIANTS!” shirts for letting them take the AMAZINGLY talented Daaaarrrrnold, lololol) but saying Zach Wilson throws bombs is like calling Daniel Jones “Danny Dimes” after one preseason performance. Unless 9 TDs and 11 INTs is what we consider a bomb chucker.
He got on her WAP, allright.
As usual, I’m a day late and a dollar short.
Man I just got the WAP line there. Why Dave, why.
Zack Wilson is cracker