Sometimes I stretch for content, sometimes the content comes right to me.

Zach Wilson’s ex-girlfriend accused him of sleeping with his mom’s best friend.

Zach Wilson might not be a good QB, but he’s a great cougar hunter. In any case, the scorned ex-girlfriend’s plan to shame Wilson backfired horrendously as the internet has been “attaboy”ing him since the post dropped. Congrats to Zach for living The Graduate lifestyle. Get that polyamorous Mormon Book Club ass.

I don’t actually know if patting him on the back is the right response to this but it all feels like bullshit TMZ Instagram influencer drama and hell if I’m going to wade into that world any further than I have to for a better understanding.