What Is A Catch These Days
Jun19
on June 19, 2023
at 12:01 am
Happy Juneteenth!
There was an ad campaign for…something this season featuring challenge flags used in real life. The commercials were kind of lacking but I think it was a pretty great concept in theory. You could do a lot with that. For example, this joke! I sometimes wish I had a challenge flag for the story-toppers I’ve met in my life. Story toppers are the worst. You can try calling them out, but unless you have hard evidence to throw in their faces, it just leads to them doubling down because they already were doing it irrationally for attention to hide insecurity.
Name your top 5 anime waifus in the comments
Belldandy, Ah! My Goddess (forever my #1) – my con badge name is Keiichi for a reason
Aoi Sakuraba, Ai Yori Aoshi – the very definition of a modern Yamato Nadeshiko
Natsumi Tsujimoto, You’re Under Arrest! – energetic, enthusiastic, and a ridiculous amount of fun
Mirai Ozora, Moldiver – one of the first anime I ever bought, knowing what anime actually was
Kasumi Tendo, Ranma ½ – Bell before there was Bell (also voiced by the same actress, Kikuko Inoue)
Honourable mentions: Sakaki, Kagura & Yomi from Azumanga Daioh
I have NSFW options as well, but I’m keeping them to myself.
I didn’t see Rem (Re Zero) on your list so i am sorry to say you’re objectively wrong and we must now fight.
Sorry i don’t make the rules.
Rem’s a basic choice Waifu, like saying you root for the Cowboys because they were good in the 90’s of Waifus
Emilia is better buddy.
Rem.
*snrk*
You’re really taking on a Class 1 (Unlimited) Goddess, who just happens to be the reigning most understated badass in all manga & anime since the mid-80s?
And a Tokyo policewoman with Goliath levels of strength that could crush home runs that’d make Ohtani’s jaw drop? And a girl with an indestructible superhero suit? And on top of all that, not one but TWO of the most adorable normal ladies in Japan (even if one of them comes from a posh family)?
With REM?
*googles waifus*
What’s a waifu?
Anime chick you like
I was gonna come in here, get nerdy, and drop some Danganronpa, Genshin, and Fate waifus as a joke, but nothing I could ever muster would top that first post holy hell I’m a basic bitch
seriously. Puts my fairy tail, SAO, and princess connect waifus to shame. Who knew there’s such a large intersection of weebs who love football
Seras Victoria
Sara scorpion
Bulma
Android 18
Integra Hellsing
1. Sexy Rexy (Chicago Bears cosmetic)
2. Sexy Rexy (Florida Gators cosmetic)
3. Sexy Rexy (Houston Texans cosmetic)
4. Miku Nanako
5. Sexy Rexy (Washington Team cosmetic)
Bloody micronisations.
You got this 80% correct
Everybody knows Botan in best girl
A man of culture, I see
Asking to drop a Top 5 Waifu list is a brutal question for me since I’m a whore that changes my list every other season. That said, my top 2 will never change:
Esdeath – Akame Ga Kill
Yor Forger – Spy x Family
Idk what to say… I like women that can fucking kill me.
1. Venti
That’s it.
What kinda sicko needs or wants more than one waifu?
1:IRyS
Full stop.
Wow, you’ve only dealt with story toppers who double down? The ones I’ve met were wayyyyy worse, they quadrupled down.
pft. quads are like a gentle breeze compared the hurricane force toppers i deal with literally evey second of every day.
Rumi Hidaka from Perfect Blue. She’s a very nice lady.
Progressive Insurance because of course it was.
1. Aisha clan clan. Outlaw Star
2. Sango. Inuyasha.
3. Nico Robin. One Piece.
4. Rangiku Matsumoto. Bleach.
5. Kallen Kozuki. Code Geass
I guess I’m going as random as Dave dropping the anime waifus topic
Chisa Kotegawa – Grand Blue
Yor Folger – SpyxFamily
Catherine Bloom – Gundam Wing
Celty Sturluson – Durarara!!
Atsuko Chiba – Paprika
jaxson de ville, no doubt
what’s a “questionable subreddit”?
one where you can ask questions, like nostupidquestions or explainlikeimfive
hth hand
Suzuna Taki – Eyeshield 21
Karin Koizumi – Eyeshield 21
Himuro “Maria” Maruko – Eyeshield 21
Juri “Julie” Sawai – Eyeshield 21
Asuna Yuuki – Sword Art Online (Abridged is good, but I love the original series)
As you can see, I have a type and is proud of it