Now this is the story all about how,
An RB got drafted in the first round,
And I’ll take a two minute drill, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how Clyde became Edwards Helaire.

In Louisiana, born and raised
With his friend Derrius Guice is how he spent most of his days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And juking some bitches all out of their shoes.

When a college coach who was up to no good,
Started recruit’n in his neighborhood.
He had some good games and his reputation grew,
And then what do ya know he plays for LSU

He called for the ball, and when it came near,
He screamed “fresh” and put his foes in the rear.
He and his pal Joe Burrow just weren’t fair,
And then the draft came and he moved on from there

He got picked up by KC in the first round but late,
and he yelled to the QB “Mahomes, smell ya later.”
Looked at Missouri, he was finally there
To sit on his throne as Clyde Edwards Helaire.