PUPPY BOWL MEDIA CONTROVERSY
Feb06
on February 6, 2016
at 12:01 am
ANNUAL POST YOUR PUPPY PUNS TIME!
The 2015 rookie class
Barkus Mariota
Dante Growler Jr
Todd Grrr-ly
Breshad Pomeranian
Byron Bones
Jameis Wishbone
Stefon Diggs up the backyard
Ron Ruffera
Ben McAdoodle
Jed Yorkie
Joe Philbone
Todd Food Bowels
Bradley Fetcher
The Pit Bull Steelers
Also in case you missed it, Gronk really did hump a woman on live tv.
Ryan Spaniel
[Taxi for Whirlwound!]
James Harryson
PEITON DOGGING
ESPANIEL SANDERS
(I’d try it for panthers players but I can’t remember any besides Cam. Thanks ESPN)
Careful. Peyton Dogging would get you a lawsuit in the UK. It means something else entirely.
I mean, she literally did ask for it…
Sam Barkford
Not sure if “Todd Food Bowels” was an inspired pun or glorious typo.
Merrill Doge agrees with Skip Beagle
…and adds, “Wow.”
and adds “Bow wow.” C’mon, pup.
Mutt Ryan
Doodle Beckham Jr
Collie Kaepernick
Keep the list going yall!
Bark Sanchez
Arf-red Morris
Commissioner Roger Goodboy
Dick Buttkiss (too easy)
and the most obvious dog name of all: Rex Ryan
In honor of #SB50 coaches:
Ron Retrievera
Mike Shih Tzula
Sean McDermutt
Husky Kubiak
Rick Dachshundison
Wade Philpups
Adam Gates keeps me locked in
Odell Barkham Jr
DeBarko Murray
Ben Rufflisberger
Fetcher Cox
Dog Martin
Aaron Ruffgers
Matt Barkley
Amari Pooper
Philadelphia Beagles
Miami Dogphins
Barkevious Mingo – wait… I did that wrong.
So glad for the Ravens reference, even though he didn’t play a single down.
“Big” Ben RoethlisCHEESEBURGER
Johnny Spaniel
Unnecessary Ruffness
Woofing at the Passer
Teddy Toiletbowlwater
“Also in case you missed it, Gronk really did hump a woman on live tv.”
Not only am I aware, but I have come to expect behavior in this vein from our favorite Beer-Golem (Gronk) on a regular basis…
Sniff Bayless
Congratulations Denver, and holy shit what a defensive performance.