PUPPY BOWL 2024
Feb09
on February 9, 2024
at 12:01 am
To be honest I think this is going to be a good football game. But man I wish it had involved pretty much any number of different teams.
Also, my bets for the game will be:
If the Chiefs win, I will draw the Chiefs in their Dynasty Era
If the 49ers win, I will draw the San Francisco Sixy 9ers (6 for each lombardi)
ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT, PUPPY TIME
Congrats to our rookie pups of the year!
Lice Young
CJ Hound
Anthony Bitchardson
Bichon Robinson
Spay Flowers
Joey Pooper Jr
Poodle Nacua
Deonte Bites
Calijah Pants-y
POST UR PUPPY PUNS
Jaylen Poodle
Mike McSpaniel
Collie Kaepernick
Dachs Prescott
You had an opportunity to refer to the canine version of Taylor Swift as a bitch without discourse.
Taylor Sniffed?
Now I’m imagining a depressed Joe Furrow watching another Puppy Bowl while wearing the Cone of Shame.
2024 Puppy League Hall of Fame Class
Bite Freeney
Devin Fetcher
Angrey Houndson
Julius Puppers
Patrick Woofis
Randy Gradisharpei
Steve McMastiff
Ed Bow-Wowliver
Very happy Joe Pack-o won the Comeback Player of the year. With him and Lamar Cojackson, the Ravens QB’s are representing.
TJ Wag and Micah DoggieParksons were both robbed of Defensive Pupper of the Year
Coaches!
Josh McSpaniels -> Awonio Prize
Brandon Spayley -> Jim Harbaughwow
Bill Bellyrub – Jarod Maltese
Frank Ruff -> David Canis
Eat Carrion -> Mike McNabold
Run Riveria-> Dank Quinn
Arthur Sniff -> Raheem Morpiss
Mike Vrarun -> Bill CallanRun
Former players
Dogovan McNab
Michael Lick
Run Mexico
I killed it didn’t I?
Why did it go there?
those are some relly good dog drawings!
Devon Witherspooch!
Bichon Robinson. It’s perfect.
Barker Mayfield
Antoine Wimperfield
Tristan Woofs.
I will be watching the Waggleodeon broadcast with SpongePom and Pawtrick.
(Also, are we getting Chaos Awards this year?)
Carolina made a mistake adopting Bites Young instead of CJ Howled
Kenny Lickit
George Lickins
Pissburgh Squakers
Tj Watterdish
Cam neuter
Josh Doggs
Arron Bones
Bitch Trubisky
Jaylen Woofen
Michael “Kicks Puppies” Bidwill
Arthur M. “Kicks Puppies” Blank
Steve “Kicks Puppies” Bisciotti (
Kim “Kicks Puppies” Pegula
David “Kicks Puppies” Tepper
Virginia Halas “Kicks Puppies” McCaskey
Mike “Kicks Puppies” Brown
Jimmy “Kicks Puppies” Haslam
Stan “Kicks Puppies” Kronke
Clark “Kicks Puppues” Hunt
Jed “Kicks Puppies” York
Meanwhile, Maltese Valdez-Scantling has been sent to a nice farm upstate…
Fetcher Cox
Jack Russell Wilson
Daniel Bones
Airedale Donald
Treatvor Lawrence and Christian Bark will have a great season next year with the Jacksonville Waguars
Also, the Tampa Bay Barkaneers will again be the top seed in the NFC South. The Pupthers will be bad again.
Jordan Puppylove
Charles Woofson
Odog Barkham Jr.
Jim Harbone
Tua Taxoloitzcuintle (Yeah, I know it’s a stretch, but I wanted to use that dog breed.)
“San Fran-Six-o 49ers (for each trophy they have)”
You had the opportunity for San Fran 69ers and just LEFT IT THERE?
Holy shit, you are right
too bad we don’t get to see it
Juju Smith-Schnauzer
Samoyed Darnold
Josh Afghan
Amon-Ra St. Bernard
Doge Thuney?