Happy Thanksgiving! We all need to treasure Mark Mariota while we have him for just another week. Marcus Mariota doesn’t drink. Mark Mariota prefers a smooth scotch. Marcus Mariota drives a smart car. Mark Mariota drives a truck. Marcus Mariota[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think the biggest atrocity of last year’s Cowboys success was Jason Garrett getting coach of the year. Jason Garrett sucks. Jason Garrett has always sucked. He lucked into a great draft pick thanks to Romo’s injury, and then lucked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fuck the Giants. In my entire life as a football fan I’ve never seen a season this bad. This is the nightmare scenario made real. I’ve been mad at the franchise, I’ve disapproved of the team, but I’ve never felt the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess we’ll stick with the unofficial theme of the week: bad coaches! Today, Chuck Pagano. Want to know something absurd? The Indianapolis Colts would be 9-2 right now if games ended at halftime. They are 3-8. I went back and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What the hell, right? With the Eagles loss to Seattle, the Vikings jumped into first place thanks to strength of schedule. They have a great defense, killer young WRs, excellent coaching…and elite QB Case Keenum. Seriously try and think about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ben McAdoo didn’t last long after that screw up. Last Tuesday to this past Monday will likely go down as one of the worst weeks in the entire Giants franchise, and it should. A bad joke of a head coach,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Browns owner Jimmy Haslam didn’t trust the process! 1.5 years into the long game, a plan expected to take upwards of 3 years to fully bear fruit, and Jimmy Haslam already pulled the plug on it by firing Sashi Brown. Sashi[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year I feel like I hear the same thing around this time of year. “This is such a bad year for injuries”. I don’t really think it is particularly worse. Every year important players go down, and every year[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is it about Miami that turns the Patriots mortal? Seriously. What is it? Why does Florida turn Bill Belichick and Co. into a bunch of regular schmoes? I don’t get it. The Dolphins have been a thorn in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. We were so damn close to not having to deal with another year of the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs. I know they aren’t technically in yet, and they are still on the outside looking in, but with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
