Oh Texans. The Texans have such a weird playoff history. They have existed since 2002. They first made the playoffs in 2011, winning the division. They would beat the Cincinnati Bengals and earn their first playoff win and first divisional[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Bad weather brings out a particular divide amongst fans. The Purist, and the Chaos..ist? Better represented as the Domers and the Anti-Domers. Purists, or Domers, want their football as pure strain as possible. They want every[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I wonder what the New York Jets did to anger God. The Jets currently have the longest playoff drought in the NFL, at 15 years. Meanwhile, their division rival and league juggernaut Patriots are not only back in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I spoke about weather games on the Monday Chaos Report but it’s a subject that’s been on my mind for a while so I figured I may as well make a full-blown rant about it so I have something to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a part of me that wants to start a conspiracy theory that Jordon Hudson’s newest PR move is to pull strings and influence HoF voters enough to accidentally snub Belichick from being a first ballot hall of famer. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Should we just finally mercy kill the Pro Bowl? I’m not even against the Pro Bowl and have been mostly in favor of most of the attempts they’ve made to change it. But none of these changes have gotten me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, I have a new episode of THE PODCAST to share, and I bring it up not only to shill myself but also because what was supposed to be a Super Bowl preview chapter ended up being me and my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, 2025 NFL Champions! Well deserved! THE GAME IN CHAOS That certainly was…a Super Bowl of all time. Would have preferred the actual shutout because then it might have ended up more memorable than what felt[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One thing we can all agree on is that Robert Kraft sucks, and it’s cool that he’s unhappy. He’s had an eventful couple of weeks. Firstly, he appears to be named in the Epstein files release, as part of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, if you missed the announcement on Monday, there will be a post every day this week, so if you didn’t check here Tuesday, you missed a comic! Check back tomorrow and Friday too! CHAOS AWARD NOMINATIONS! Time to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
