No Goalpost Is Safe Aug27 by Dave Rappoccio on August 27, 2021 at 12:01 am Get well soon, Cody Parkey, we need you. Also thanks to this guy for inspiring this comic └ Tags: Browns, Carson Wentz, Cody Parkey, Cole Beasley Related Comics ¬ Hue Jackson Is Finally Fired Odell Beckham Did Not Save The Browns Carson Wentz Fans Get The Hard Truth Odell Beckham Goes To The Zoo Draft Day
I drove two hours, for a four hour round trip, just to get a vaccine. I can’t understand the mentality of those who choose not to get vaccinated
I did not know who Cody Parkey was, and thanks to the internet now I do. Thanks internet! Apply straight to the head!
This particular comic is the exact brand of dumb I follow you for, Dave. Thank you.
RIP Cody Parkey. Long live Chase McLaughlin, whoever you are!
You should do an all unvaccinated team if there’s enough data.
Parkey has a very particular set of skills, skills he acquired over a very long career in Chicago, skills that make him a nightmare for goalposts.
Cole Beasley (real quote): “With respect for my teammates this is my last tweet until the season ends.” Couldn’t even make it until the last preseason game! I have a bridge over Niagara Falls to sell to anybody surprised by that.
Hey Dave, if no one picks him up, will he still be in those bushes, his Browns uniform torn and dirty, with a hobo beard, still hunting the goalposts?
He’s only got one left no. The Triple-Doink. Off each post and the crossbar.
He gets that, he hits for the cycle.
I hope he converts a triple-doink. For the game winner. Against the Bears.
hit hard enough, he could get a triple doink off of BOTH goalposts
He could get a QUADRUPLE doink
A quadruple doink happened in college so it’s possible.
If he gets a triple-doink he goes in the Hall. His “history over stats” argument would eclipse any player ever