Lovie Smith’s Future Plans
There’s always one coach firing that comes out of nowhere and catches people off guard. This year that one was Lovie Smith.
The funny part is I’d wager a number of people had him on the hot seat to start the year, and even partly through the year, but the Bucs seemed like a better team this season. The offense played well. Winston looks like the future. Muscle Hamster is back. Mike Evans is great. The defense still sucked, but still has Gerald McCoy to build around. This looked like a team building a foundation to be expanded upon in future years. It seemed silly to jettison a head coach one year after Winston was brought in, seems dangerous to his development. That’s probably one of the biggest reasons I think the Jags are keeping Gus for now. You don’t want to ruin a QB’s stability if you don’t have to.
But, I guess not. To be fair the OC who helped Winston along appears to be the obvious frontrunner and it’s speculated that Lovie was jettisoned simply so they could keep Dirk Koetter from getting poached. I’m not astonished by the move, and if it works out then clearly the Glazers actually did something smart. Lovie looks like the game has passed him by.
Despite using Jerry Reese I don’t want him as the Giants coach. I would take him over Spags or Marrone however. Honestly Lovie feels exactly like the kind of coach the Giants would hire. He worked for another high quality team, he has plenty of head coaching experience, he’s a defensive conservative guy and not flashy…he’s a total NYG type of hire. It’s a bad idea but I can see the Giants doing it. They probably won’t though. Just saying, if they do, I called that shit.
Anyway, Lovie mixtape!
-The Power of Lovie
-All you need is Lovie
-Lovie me like you do
-Lovie me do
-I need your Lovie
-We found Lovie in a hopeless place
-Where is the Lovie?
-What’s Lovie got to do with it
-When a Man Lovies and Woman
-I would do anything for Lovie, but I won’t do that
-Can’t get enough of your Lovie
-AAAAANNNNNDDDD IIIIIIIIIII WILLLL ALLWAAAAAAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOVIE YOUUUUU
-Lovie Shack
-Bucs, you gave Lovie a bad name
-Addicted to Lovie
-I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVIE IS
-Lovie is a battlefield
-You’ve lost that Lovie feeling
-Crazy little thing called Lovie
-Enter Sandman
Are those… facial expressions? On Lovie?
Bonus tracks for the Japanese release:
-Can You Feel the Lovie Tonight?
-I Hate Myself for Lovieing You
-Why Do Fools Fall in Lovie
-Lovie Potion #9
-Can’t Buy Me Lovie
-Feel Like Makin’ Lovie
-Lovie is a Losing Game
-Lovie Will Tear Us Apart
-California Lovie
Enter Sandman at the end of that LMAO
Other HC/GM/Owner Mixtapes
BinB: 6Ring
ST-krnonkE: Strait out of STL (Lead Track Fuck the Commish)
Ozzie Newsome: Injury Train
Tom Coughy and the East Rutherford Band: Free Falling
JGRU: HE LIKES THAT (and puts a Ring On it)
The Jimi Haslam Experience: Let Me Set My Team On Fire
What has happened to sexy rexy?! He has been gone for a while now.
Nevermind I just read a comment dave posted about how sexy rexy is done. So sad.
Where is the comment? I have been wondering about that too!
It is in the America gets dabbin comic
I am surprised that I knew every song in the list.
I don’t know if Rapaccio is older that I thought, or if people no longer sing about love.
Not sure who the giants will get. My favorite was Gase but he’s gone. My second favorite is Hue but that’s not a Giants hire. My prediction is Marrone.
Tampa played side B: It Must Have Been Lovie, But It’s Over Now…
I’m bewildered by the lack of Lovie in an Elevator.
Its the Glazer kids, their idiots. Look up what they did to Manchest United. They have no idea how to run a sports team. If defense was the problem. how do you expect the OC to figure it out? Things were looking up in Tampa. People were calling Winston the next Manziel- quiet the whole year, Viable ROTY. Morale was perspectivly high. The defense was bad but, give love a few more years. The playoffs would have been out of reach for a few more years, but they were in the right direction. Tampa was almost relevant again. And now… Tampa fans are going into next season just ready for crushing disappointment.
People all over the world. Join Hands! Start a Lovie Train! Lovie Train!
If Coughlin goes to the Eagles I’m expecting the Star Wars “traitor meme to blow up.
Old Lovie Bastard by Lovie Smith
Drunk In Lovie
If Lovie you is wrong
Lovie the way you lie
Crazy Bucs (to the tune of the Arthur song Crazy Bucs)
Tampa 2 on fleek
Unconditional Lovie
Lovie got Back
Lovie me tease me
Lovie used to say
You need to do one about the Blair Walsh missed field goal. Maybe that will be some consolation for being both boring and eliminated
Whole Lotta Lovie?
No “What is Lovie? Glazer don’t hurt me” ?
Lovie is not a good coach. Let’s just get that out in the air.
That would explain a lot…
wow