Have You Been Punched By Aaron Donald?
Apr19
on April 19, 2021
at 12:01 am
A guy got in a fight and got his face really smashed up. He claimed it was Aaron Donald. A couple days later, footage was released that shows Donald literally breaking up the fight. Donald has since been issued an apology. Yeah. I’d apologize too. I would not want Aaron Donald mad at me.
Here’s a friendly reminder that Aaron Donald trains against knives. Also he looks like this.
If someone offered me tens of thousands of dollars to take a single punch from Aaron Donald, I’m not sure I’d do it. How many dollars would it take for you to accept a sucker punch in the face from Aaron Donald?
EDIT: Sorry I fixed the funny typo
EDIT 2: My stomach issues have flared up again and there might not be a comic for a while
Im a rams fans. I’d let him punch me for free just to tell people after the doctors bring me back to life “I got punched by Aaron Donald
Why on earth you you piss off Aaron Donald??
That part had me absolutely rolling, and I’m going to pay Aaron Donald to punch Dave in the face if he fixes it.
X’D
That is hilarious knife defense. I love how it starts with the 3-point stance and ends with pressuring the QB.
It’s nice that the celebrity didn’t do the bad thing this time. Is it weird to be relieved that this didn’t blow up into a massive scandal I’m not even a Rams fan
What is the point of getting paid to take a punch from Donald if you won’t live to enjoy the money?
We Bears fans continue to get shade (appropriately) on the hover over text.
I might would have considered taking a punch for pay until I watched the knife video. Now, I’m out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/hrnqcw/the_man_on_the_left_got_99_in_madden_for_4_years/
He got dominated by one Mr. Joe Thuney in the Super Bowl, so I don’t care what he looks like 😀
Well, to be fair, not many are going to survive a punch from Joe Thuney either.
Thuney is an All Pro so…
I would have to be guaranteed to survive and get my hospital bills covered to take a punch. Plus just spending money.
dont edit the you you part had me laughing XD or il hire ad to punch you
$500,000. If Ben can get that money from a sucker punch from Jake I’m confident I can accept a punch from Aaron. I mean, after medical bills, $100,000 is a lot of money.
Let’s see Jake Paul take him on.
facts
u fixed the you you part aaron donald will now punch you
Same question people were asking in the 90s. How much money would it take for you to get in the ring with Iton Mike Tyson
ten millions dollars
a year
for the rest of my life
eh nevermind still not worth it
I’d get paid every single dollar in the universe and even then I might not consider getting a punt
It’s my favorite day of the baseball season, where I get to point out just how hugely random football is and how trying to analyze players based off of career wins and playoff wins sucks.
The Yankees are 6-10. They have a 75% chance to make the playoffs, which only 10/30 teams make. The Kansas City Royals are in first place. They have a 13% chance to make it.
Say it with me, 16 games (or 17) are NOT ENOUGH to draw conclusions even over multiple seasons. Analyzing football is virtually pointless, just enjoy it for what it is.
Get well, Dave!
Get well soon; you da man
Feel better Dave!
Face reconstruction surgery ain’t cheap so more then 10k because one push would probably cost you more then that.
Feel better Dave!
Your take on a potential low hanging fruit named EDP?
Dave´s stomach issues are from Aaron Donaldś punch/
I could probably take a punch from Javon Wims though
i think anyone can