Boo Hoo The Pats Got Ref’d – Guest Comic By Jordan
Dec11
on December 11, 2019
at 12:01 am
STILL DYING! But I’m on the mend. Thanks for the assist Jordan!
Also the Pats may have just gotten caught on another spygate good lord
The Draw Play
A football comic by Dave Rappoccio
dave when you do another real comic you should include the skeleton dolfans and titanfans of ryan tannehill who has proven his worth after he has been freed from the Curse of Gase
Wait until Tannehill doesn’t turn back into a pumpkin in late December as he always does before proclaiming him “fixed”
If anything I would love to see a fort big money comic about him surviving the blast into the sun.
We’re at two and a half spygates now (the half being when the McDaniels crew brought their shit to Denver).
At some point you gotta wonder how much the Pats have done that we’ll never know about.
Let’s be honest, the P*ts probably killed Epstein
I know what’s being referenced, but as a Raiders fan all I can think about is the tuck rule game.
The Call was Correct, the Rule was complete ass.
We’ll still be here when you’re feeling better, Dave. I had the ick myself this season, it’s persistent.
This week Jordan gets the game ball for providing the guest comics.
Really gonna call this spygate 2? Remember the lessons we learned from deflategate dave.
Besides, spygate 2 is a boring name. We’ve dubbed this one Bengalzi
“Bengalzi” — brilliant!
Also it is hilarious that they got caught cheating against a team that was 1-11 at the time.
Better than Ballghazi, at least
I gotta push back on the “LOL why the Bengals?” line of thinking.
Does anybody actually think that the Pats just happened to have the bad luck of getting caught the very very very very very honestly really truly FIRST TIME they cheated since Spygate?
Obviously they do this for ALL teams, hence the ‘Do Your Job’ *SERIES* that follows an advance scout ALL YEAR.
(Though I gotta say it’s kinda brilliant using a “documentary series” as a cover story: all ya gotta do is post the non-cheaty footage online, and it cements the lie perfectly…)
i mean, assuming it actually happened and this isn’t some stupid bullshit.
Just remember: If Goodell destroys the tapes, there was never anything there!
Myles Jack was Down!
eat my ass
You gotta do a continuation of Alex Smith’s return to earth with Tannehill getting some superpowers to survive the sun, or the sun giving him superpowers or something like that. He’s been the QB that Tennessee has been desperate for since Kerry Collins’ fluke 2008 season
Idea for a Jags comic.
Foles and Minshew are fighting in the showers (nudity of course implied)
The QB coach (Scott Milanovich) walks in and just says ‘fuck this’
Cut to him walking outside the stadium (emphasize palm trees etc)
Next panel show him in a bus
Then a plane
Eventually on a dogsled arriving in Edmonton to say, ‘ah peace at last’.
Fin