Gardner Doesn’t Go Soft – Guest Comic by Tommaso M.
Dec09
on December 9, 2019
at 12:01 am
Don’t catch the flu, kids.
I’ve basically been a pile of useless mush for 4 days and the timeline for my recovery is up in the air, hopefully I’ll feel good enough by Tuesday to finish something up for the midweek comic but for now, don’t anticipate anything till Friday.
Thanks to Tommaso for giving me something to post today!
You don’t go into a swordfight with Big Dick Nick.
This is gold! Get well soon Dave. I’ve been sick myself for about a week. Not cool man.
Feel better Dave. I’m sure the healing powers of Eli tonight will power you up!
True story: in the 9th grade, two kids who sat behind me in algebra got into an argument about who had the bigger dick. In the middle of a class, one of them stood up and pulled his out to prove his point. He won the argument… and also some considerable time off from school.
Thanks for the memory, Dave.
Her: “Who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?”
“ME.”
I want to see this in its actual glory fully animated Dave. With Sexy Rexy joining them.
I haven’t been here in some time. The last comic I read was about forgetting the irrelevant, Mariota-less Titans.
And now here we are with somewhat relevant Titans after they crushed the Raiders forever. (Sorry, but the Vegas Raiders will just be another version of the Buccaneers. A pirate-themed team that looks like a tourist trap in tourist trap city.)
The Oakland Raiders are gone from existence after being shellacked by the most boring team in history with the most milquetoast QB in history, Ryan “Is that is name?” Tannehill. When he was on the Dolphins I used to joke that 1.0 on the Tannehill scale means you’re a competent 8-8 QB. Tannehill is playing at 1.2 Tannehills right now. Expect a reversion to the meme…err mean.
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/zeus-forever-banishes-the-titans/
Sick? A pile of mush but it’s not the flu? Now I haven’t gone any further yet when I comment this, but I bet you may have been one of the first victims of COVID, this was about the time we know it was just starting. Glad you were able to get passed it.