I designed this comic specifically so I can use it for every team at any time with absolute ease. You really can just swap the shirts to a different team and make the spider say something else. I look forward to using it multiple times this season. What triggers your fanbase? 28-3? The Missed PI? Tom Brady’s Deflated Balls? The Dream Team? Lemme know in the comments.

I’ve never been particularly grossed out by bugs but in recent years I’ve actually grown very fond of spiders in general. I feel like spiders have gotten a bit of a rebrand lately as we realize their value in defending our homes from other bugs. Like how having a cat can help you deal with a rodent problem, having spiders can help with an insect problem. If I see a little spidey chilling in a corner of my house, I’ll leave him be. If he’s somewhere I don’t want him to be (aka the bedroom or bathroom, aka places I am naked), I’ll trap him under a glass and release him outside. I can’t remember the last time I actually killed a spider.

EDIT: I forgot to consider that I live in an area with almost no dangerous spiders. If you live in an area with Hunstmans or Black Widows or Brown Recluses, etc, you should absolutely 100% murder them, unless you are a cowboys fan in which case I suggest petting them