CRABTOON BETS WEEK 14: DRAW PLAY CARCINISATION
Dec08
on December 8, 2025
at 12:01 am
There is a term called Carcinisation. It refers to the idea that crabs are in some way nature’s final form. All crustaceans will become crab. Crab is absolute. It’s more of an internet meme at this point than truth, but it’s a fun meme. Crab eventually comes for us all. The Draw Play is now Crab.
I’ve been doing this for half a decade now, and the themes are only getting more cursed.
Crab
If only Michael Crabtree was still playing.
At least they’re a bit less disturbing than South Park’s version
….hey wait, has there ever been a South Park theme week?
There should be!!!
I second this.
Look like crab, taste like people
I was expecting more of a cartoonish crab, like Little Mermaid and Moana.
It is a shame that you didnt give the Vikings one nine legs.
The “Fough off” is inspir r d though. And CJ Stroud looks like the Predator, as opposed to the last Houston QB who was a predator.
This is terrifying. Thank you.
I don’t know why but Crab J Stroud is the worst one.
He is pantsless
Crab Cam Ward is kinda cute
Chiefs are on the verge of being cast out. Let us pray to the football gods of yore they not make it.
No prayer needed. Chiefs are done. This is the burnt end of the KC masterpiece that was their dynasty.
I went back and looked at the related links. All of them either mention crabs or are about Michael Crabtree. Except one, which has a crab in the background. Well played, Dave.
As a cultural historian of the 1950s, I just want to get it on the record that I find the Vikings one… concerning.
Idk if you’ve done the comic bets for tomorrow yet or not, but if Indy beats Seattle, we need a Ringless Rivers