CARTOON BETS 2025 WEEK 5: Every Game Wrong
Oct06
on October 6, 2025
at 12:01 am
Dillion Gabriel! Welcome to the Browns Hydra!
Well it’s been a while since I had double-digit losses on a week. Considering 4 teams were on a bye, my record was even more abysmal. The thing is, outside picking the Browns over the Vikings in London, I don’t even think I was particularly bold with most of my choices. I would love to know how badly the worldwide eliminator pools went this week. Anyway, my misery is your gain, and what a week to lose everything!
We’ve got some real cursed shit in here, so let’s just start with maybe one of the worst things I’ve ever made.
That Boncos picture is one of my personal favorites now even if the other ones got more love online when posted.
The hydra feels like it needs so much more Keep Out tape. And razor wire.
Pure Newtonian physics suggest it’s got to fall over soon due to centre of gravity. That and it’s the Browns.