Sammy Watkins is not human. Did you know? He confirmed it himself actually. Sammy must appease his lizard brethren. The uprising draws near. Soon all the reptile solar beings will reveal themselves and rise. They will consume. Our way of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Patrick Mahomes announced to the world that he can sling it like Sexy Rexy. A beautiful 69 yard bomb to Tyreek Hill and every Chiefs fan collectively creamed themselves. That’s probably the special ingredient to Kansas City BBQ. I kid,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that Kareem Hunt stuff all went down surprisingly fast. One day there we are, all happy for the Chiefs, all excited to see what this team could do, and then BAM! Scumbag. 7 hours later, as we are all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Another year, another collective case of NFL fans pulling their collars and making the “oh boy that’s not good” expression. Tyreek Hill, already confirmed for scumbag in many people’s eyes, has now officially gone and over-confirmed it for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
