Consider this a companion piece, a double feature, to the previous comic. I was trying to find a way to combine both QBs issues into one joke but wasn’t able too, probably because they are just different enough. But they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I figured it was only a matter of time until the NFL’s method of determining concussions on the field would come under scrutiny and this past week was a breaking point. On Week 3’s game against the Bills, Tua took[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Buffalo has to be kicking themselves for not winning the Super Bowl during the past three years because their division is suddenly heating up hardcore making everything worse. The Jets seem to be headed into Aaron Rodgers territory, and that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I made the Taylor Swift comic a couple of weeks ago I originally had written a bunch about how scary and next-level Swifties are. Real crazy degrees of adoration and worship. The more I thought about it though, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
During the game against the Arizona Cardinals Tua took off on a scramble for a first down and slid, safely, without letting anyone near him. The crowd let out an uproarious cheer, the loudest pop of the day (especially as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been thinking about adding a new section to the Chaometer report this season, the Vibe Check. The intention would be to see how good a team’s vibe is at the moment. Are they winning? Do they seem fun? Do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was surprised to discover this past week that Tuanon remains active. Just like the actual conspiracy movement the Tua fan collective is named for that sort of just faded from public consciousness after a point, I sort of expected[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tua Turndaballova has become TuaDaBenchWarma. Ooof. No. You know what? I will not apologize for that pun. You’re gonna have to live with it. In a move that surprised me but probably shouldn’t have, Tua has been benched. The Dolphins[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
