Tebow vs Sanchez in the most heated QB controversy to ever grace the state of NY. Tebow has the heart of a Champion, but the skills of a High Schooler. Sanchez is unable to throw left. Tebow has tons of fans,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez may not have been the best QB. He may have never been even a good one, really, despite the two AFCCG appearances. But the one thing I will give Mark Sanchez’s tenure with the Jets is that it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Foles took a nasty hit against the Texans and uh oh, his collarbone is broken and he’s out 6-8 weeks. AKA pretty much the rest of the regular season. In his place? Sanchez. Mark Sanchez. Mark the Buttfumble Sanchez.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goddamnit Chip, why’d you have to go and do that. We had two years of Tebow free NFL and the psychosis was finally starting to die down. I even drew a comic about Tebow no longer being a big deal,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a silly little story that came out this week about Sam Bradford’s butt. Some random personal trainer has analyzed Sam Bradford’s posterior and has determined that his glutes are shameful. The personal trainer believes that the butt is an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When you sit down to eat pounds and pounds of food today, remember that one day several years past Mark Sanchez ran into a butt. My uproxx weekly cartoons for week 11! I’m at home with my family so there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 2 of Guest comics brings us Trevor Siemian by Spilly, frequent Draw Play menace. Well start with his words So Trevor Siemian is the new quarterback for the Denver Broncos, which pretty much no one expected except for Sam[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez is joining ESPN! He will be an analyst, which is the catch-all term for “guy they will randomly trot out for mostly pointless segments”. How exciting! I’m pretty happy for him, honestly. Mark has always been extremely good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez being stabbed in self-defense while attacking a 69-year-old man was not on my bingo card. Like most of you I got the news alert that Mark Sanchez was in the hospital after being stabbed on Saturday morning in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
