THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Ah week one. You delightful den of confusion and overreaction. You tease us so with your results and yet dangle the truth from view. You tease. You minx. How I’ve missed your touch. Week 1 delivered.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Alright, so disclosure: I am in Germany. Due to the stress and timing of travel, I missed pretty much everything live. I also forgot to email myself the Chaometer file for editing, so that’s why I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –So I apologize for these past two weeks being kinda weird, I was in Germany and watching football in Germany sucks. I am once again reminded that an actual team hosted in Europe is a bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –The Chaos is GOOD this year. I’m having a great time. Teams that are supposed to be good (Eagles, Rams, Broncos, Packers, Chargers) are having a competition to see who can stumble over their own dick[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –This is going to rightfully be an extremely NFC-East heavy post. I imagine you understand why, because holy shit. The most overexposed division in football is back to being the NFC Least, and the comedy has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –We had a couple fantastic weeks of chaos, we were bound to have a dip in the trajectory. Line cannot always go up. This week was mostly a slog. The week got off to a stinker[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –One of my favorite weeks in football is the week around early-midseason when the winless teams sneak out wins and the lossless teams drop a clunker. Always happens. It’s hard to keep a 0 in either[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –The final undefeated has fallen. Not that these Vikings were going to go the distance. The Vikings have committed themselves to unwatchable offense in every game…for both teams. I’m starting to think Kevin O’Connell does not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…








