Too Much Mustard by Rob Press: Getting Andy back
Feb01
on February 1, 2021
at 12:01 am
I had a busy weekend and football comic superstar Rob Press came back with a long overdue Too Much Mustard to grace out eyeballs. If you haven’t clicked that tab on the menubar, you should. They are all gold and I am honored every day that he lets me host them here.
holy shit this might be the best one yet
Needs more Stadium Mustard.
The answer to the question in the hover text is clearly “too much dusseldorf mustard”. While I’m sure Andy would eat all mustards, I think he’d be a spicy dusseldorf kind of guy.
Maybe that’s what the World League/NFL Europe meant by the Rhein Fire…
I wish they played the Pro Bowl on Madden’s Spongebob Field(Yes it does exist). Why can’t they just not have a pro bowl? NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH A VIDEO GAME SIMULATION!!! NO ONE!
The worst part is just how bad Madden is as a game.
This was freaking fantastic lol.
I both love and hate Too Much Mustard. I love it because it is funny. But every time I read the comic’s name – aloud or in my head – my mouth starts watering and I find myself shook by the yearning for a hot dog loaded with mustard and ketchup, in the stands of a football stadium, with a nice pint of beer.
*drools* *shakes fist* *drools again*
Who wrote this comment? Homer Simpson?
If I had a better memory, I would spend a lifetime pulling Homer quotes out for all occasions!
Turns out The Simpsons predicted what I was going to say today years ago!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSJVmEnNmGA&feature=emb_logo
I laughed *way* too hard at this. And then started to feel sad.
Off-screen: Howie Roseman, still in the car, randomly changing all of the radio, climate control, and bluetooth settings.
Looks like I’m going through the archive again. I will forever be indebted to Dave for introducing me to Too Much Mustard.
Too much ketchup. On a steak.