The Titans Get A Pointy New Uniform
The Titans have changed their uniform!
This was probably the least noticed change I’ve seen happen. Poor Titans. Nobody ever seems to care.
I like the new duds. I’m also disappointed by them. They didn’t go far enough to me. But the changes they did make feel like they are for the better.
I’m a big fan of the sword style shoulder pads. Takes an element from their previous look and makes it better fit a theme. It looks great. I…don’t mind the two stripes on the pants? They are just sorta there. It looks fine. I wish we’d had more sword motifs on the pants. I’m a big fan of the blue helmet. The league is plagued by boring white helmets. White helmets suck. They just look unfinished, like people forgot to paint them. The only white helmets that work are the Colts and Jets, mostly because white is such an important element to their color scheme instead of just the “away” versions. The blue Titans helmet just looks better. But I wish they had made it the powder blue instead of the navy blue. The navy blue looks too heavy on the white away uniforms, and too many teams have dark blue helmets already. Nobody has powder blue helmets. That would have been a unique look.
I love how they put the 3 red stars on the collar of the jersey. But it is on the inside of the collar, where no one will see it. So…why? Also, check out how good that light blue uniform looks. That should be the primary. More powder blue, less navy blue. Stand out more.
The most controversial element of the uniform seems to be the font. Nike seems fond of silly fonts. I’m okay with it. I like how they generally went with a sharp, angled theme overall in the redesign. It looks a little silly and I don’t think it will age well, but it’s no alarm clock number atrocity like the Bucs.
I generally consider this to be a small incremental upgrade when I was hoping for a bigger overhaul. The Titans had one of the more “meh” looks in the league. The logo is unique but somehow dull. The helmets were white, like half the league. They wore two shades of blue, dark blue being the most overused color in the league. The only real uniform element that set them apart was the way the different color shoulder stripe worked. It wasn’t enough to make them stand out in any real way.
I think the Titans are one of the teams in the league that could have actually benefited from a Jags/Hawks/Browns/Bucs style full redesign. Now the Browns/Bucs/Jags uniforms generally get panned, but I think it’s mostly because the Browns and Bucs already looked stellar and did not need to change. I have few issues with the Browns and Bucs uniforms in a vacuum (The Bucs numbers are shit and the BROWNS pants is shit, outside that they look fine), but compared to their old duds, they suck. The Jags uniform is mostly panned because the helmet is one of the worst concept executions in uniform history. They are apparently ditching it this season. Good.
But if you think about it, the Jags and the Hawks uniforms gave those teams an actual look again. Can you remember the uniforms before those two changed? No, because they were pathetically boring. The Hawks uniforms hadn’t been memorable or good since the grey helmet era. The Jags hadn’t been good since this. The Hawks current unis are a bit much but honestly pretty good. The Jags uniforms are meh, but they are still more striking and unique than the boring goop before this. If they use the teal alt jersey more and fix that fucking helmet they are gonna look fresh.
There are basically two ways to go when updating uniforms. You take the look back to a classic, simple style, or you go full modern with fresh ideas and see what sticks. The Vikings took a garbage prior attempt at looking modern and went classic, and they look so much better for it. The Hawks took a boring, more classic look and went full modern, and look much better for it. The Titans took a boring attempt to look modern and went…slightly more modern. I think they could have pushed it so much farther than they did, and I also think they could have taken it back to a more classic Oilers look and been hella fresh. Instead we get a mild upgrade that honestly I don’t see lasting too long before tweaks hit.
Those tweaks need to be MORE SWORDS. I want sharp angles EVERYWHERE. I want the Titans to look like a video game spike pit. The alternate sword logo is so damn rad, MAKE IT THE MAIN LOGO.
Just have the uniforms on a 3D model and take a sword design and stretch it across the model, copy and repeat until uniform is just a mess stretched out swords. Also the numbers are made of swords, and they get nipple swords sticking through their jerseys
Calendar in the repeated panels still says 2015, slobby Dave! :p
In the words of Dave himself, “It’s ALWAYS Niketober 2015!”
Damn straight it is
Don’t agree? You probably wear Reebok
Are the pants white for every different jersey?
The 3 looks like a Recognizer from Tron.
How is the guy on the left still employed? It’s always the one on the right making the big discoveries.
how can you tell? the word bubble aint got an arrow on it.
He’s employed precisely BECAUSE he keeps making these big discoveries. He’s moved Nike’s design department into a new golden age! Just wait until he finds out about filters.
I know that people like to crap all over the Bucs’ alarm clock numbers, but personally, I think the new unis look a lot sharper and more “21st century” than the old ones, if you get my meaning? Anyways, I’m a fan of most of the new things Nike does to the uniforms (this Titans redesign excepted, I don’t like it at all), but that’s probably because my fashion taste isn’t the greatest. Titans Redesign: 5/10
I know I’m probably the only one, but I like the old creamsicle unis. Everything else is going retro 80’s, why not the Bucs?
The Creamsicles are the best and people who hate them are wrong
God yes. Best throwback unis in the league, imo.
Those numbers are too skinny… Gonna be hard to read on moving players.
Sword of pointiness
Also…I FOUND THE SEXY
You should hook up with the guys at Uni-Watch for the next redesign.
“Also, check out how good that light blue uniform looks. That should be the primary. More powder blue, less navy blue. Stand out more.”
I wish the Chargers would also take this advice.
Completely agree. I also wish the Chargers would get rid of the white helmets. Dave is right – they belong on the Colts and Jets, and maayyybe the Cardinals. The Dolphins should go to orange helmets.
Cardinals should 100% be red. The bird is red. The bird is named for a shade of red. Make the damn helmet red.
Sitting here in Arizona, got me thinking: the Cardinals red is kind of brick-y. What if they went for a red helmet the same color as the bird? It would be…the Utah Utes color *recoil in horror*!
Yeah I love the powder blue jerseys, own a couple myself. The navy jerseys are probably my least favorite. But with helmets, I do agree, they should have different colors for their alternate uniforms. It’d be nice to see some sort of change with that, but it probably isn’t going to happen. Big rip.
“The alternate sword logo is so damn rad, MAKE IT THE MAIN LOGO.”
Very much agreed. The Titans primary logo and helmet are some of the worst trash of the horribly trashy mid-90s sports team logo overhaul wave (up there with the NY Islander’s Gorton’s fisherman), made worse by the fact that they replaced the relatively memorable and rather nice-looking Oilers designs (I get that they had to change, but still…). Most teams that redesigned their logos during that wave have long since moved (way way) away from the excessively-detailed, pointlessly-sharp, and endlessly-beveled garbage they thought looked so modern alongside Windows 95… but not the Titans. No, they’ve stubbornly kept their awful flaming thumbtack logo and their never-cool-even-in-the-arena-league incomplete stripes for 20 years. It never looked good and it never will, as this “update” continues to prove.
The alternate logo is a good piece of artwork that highlights the three stars from the state flag very nicely. Put it on the helmet and either complete the stripe or drop it. Give someone else a turn having the worst helmet and logo in the league.
I am a huge fan of the 90s logo trend, but that should be kept to and stay in the Arena League (Looking at you Albany with that boring “Empire” ceap. GO BACK TO THE FIREBIRDS)
The only other team that did a good job with the mid 90s logo be today’s overly slick b.s. are the Flordia Panthers
I’m just glad that the Sexy Rexy stays on the wall of their office. Gone, but not forgotten.
Sword logo all the way. Maybe if they have something other than a mediocre, forgettable logo, they’ll stop being a mediocre, forgettable franchise!
Miami needs a white helmet, otherwise you end up with the 1997 prototype
Nah it should go orange
Big fan of the new uniform. One thing that’s also ticked me off for the past several years is that the Titans always forget they have OILERS UNIFORMS as AFL throwback attire. Imagine them showing up at Houston to take on the Texans and they come in those. Hopefully they still have it since this whole legacy team thing was back in ‘09 if I remember correctly.
The Nike Graphic Designers are my favorite recurring characters
a thousand times yes
ringless rivers is a close second though
followed by johnny & the king (RIP in peace johnny)
as long as it isn’t comic sans
I’m a graphic designer and this is my favorite recurring joke in The Draw Play.
here’s a question
since the calendar in the background still says 2015, do you just change the text in panel 3 and then the whole panel 4
Comic Sans and Papyrus as options. Hmm.
Dave…do you wanna have a bad time?
‘Cause if you make another Nike design comic with those fonts…
You are REALLY not going to like what happens next.