The Draw Play

Russell Wilson threw a perfect moonball against the Jets and for a brief second, I was happy. I know it’s too much to ask to be happy with that all year, but if I can see that a couple times a game, it’ll feel so nice after 6 years of Daniel Fucking Jones. I miss deep balls. I want to see the deepest balls. Please god all I ask this season is the team is watchable. They don’t have to be good. They don’t have to win. I just want to be entertained watching Giants football again. Is that too much to ask? A team that makes games interesting? A team that dangles enough hope to keep me looking at the screen? I’ll take the tease of a bad stripper who will never love me over being wasted in the parking lot as the rain pours down upon me.