People actually watched this game. I feel like anyone who was at this game (especially Colts fans) should receive a voucher for a free dinner at their expensive restaurant of choice. I mean just read the drive results and witness the pain without even watching the highlights. Were there highlights? It might be one of those highlight videos that features a 7 yard 3rd down conversion as a highlight because they have to upload something.

I guess credit to the Jags defense for playing well and stopping the surging Colts. That’s certainly commendable. It’s too little, too late, but at least the Jags stopped their horrific backslide with a draft position-damaging win. The Colts, who were winning 5 straight and had essentially come out of nowhere to look like wild card contenders, took a significant hit to their mojo and should probably end the season 8-8 in shame.

But still…6 to 0. A team starting Cody Kessler without Leonard Fournette managed two field goals and they won in a shutout. It might be one of the saddest shutouts in recent memory. You can’t have much worse of a shutout. 3-0, or 2-0, or I guess 4-0 and 5-0 are also possible, but most of those would feature safeties which are at least rare and therefore interesting. This was two made field goals. whoopee.

I’m just padding this blog post at this point. Did everyone have a good weekend? I mostly took it easy. Got to play some video games. My idiot dog ate something and barfed. Also had dog farts. Dog farts should be classified as bioweapons. Give me your best dogfart stories.