Look okay Portland got hit with a big snowstorm and Nintendo re-released a remaster of one of my favorite games of all time and I didn’t come up with any ideas that could reasonably be completed by Sunday night and I realized it too late and so I made a comic about how I didn’t make a comic because I fucking love Metroid Prime and then I realized it’s kinda strange to make a comic about not making a comic when I, in fact, obviously still had time to make a comic so I just made that the punchline but the meta joke got too intense and my dog was bugging me to go out and I had to make dinner and then I had to go beat the Omega Pirate and then I had to finish the comic and then it was 10:30 and I had to sleep so I wrote this and fuck you, I don’t have to explain myself, go play Metroid Prime it rules