THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Man this is the one exact matchup I wanted the least out of every possible option. But putting aside my personal rooting preferences…this was a pretty good week of football chaos! The Ravens offense put on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The best and worst thing about this time of year is how everything gets heightened. One of the worst sides of that curse is the discourse. The playoffs, and post-Championship week in general, are usually an utter mess of discourse.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Alrighty then. As of Thursday, February 1st, all the new head coaches are set. Some coordinator positions around the league have yet to be filled but we got our main guys, so lets pre-judge all of them. This was genuinely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
TIME TO JUDGE SOME GUYS The Super Bowl is such a massive cultural event in America. It is one of the few things that can bring tons of people together, even those people who don’t particularly care about the purpose[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To be honest I think this is going to be a good football game. But man I wish it had involved pretty much any number of different teams. Also, my bets for the game will be: If the Chiefs win,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There we go, fellas. It’s over. Another football season in the books. I feel simultaneously very smart for saying the Chiefs would win a low-scoring game and obviously not that smart because that was how they won basically every game[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WELCOME BACK TO THE 2ND-EVER CHAOS AWARDS! Too many award shows focus on rewarding the best. The best players. The best teams. The best whatever. There’s enough of that shit to go around. Go somewhere else for it. What I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Before any of you accuse me of being a swiftie I’ll have you know I employed the assistance of one to name more than one song at which point she sent me about 10 sequential screenshots of a Taylor playlist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s talk about the NFL honors now that we have some free time. We can start with the newest inductees of the Pro Football Hall of Fame: Dwight Freeney, Julius Peppers, Devin Hester, Patrick Willis, Andre Johnson, Legacy choice Steve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
